Sabrina's quiz from the Quizmaster in this episode was for Sabrina to make a pumpkin. However, the quiz was a fake one. The Quizmaster just made it up because he was lonely.
When Hilda and Zelda are both mixing the candy corn Hilda has a big spoon and Zelda has a thinner one, but when the camera angle changes they have swapped spoons.
Zelda: Apparently, we accidentally bought talking furniture.
Hilda (to Sabrina): Do you wanna say "duh" or should I?
Sabrina: Talking furniture? What, were they people that we turned into furniture?
Hilda: Of course not!
Salem: Where would you get an idea like that?
Hilda: Can I lick the bowl?
Zelda: Yes. Of course you'll be horribly burned...
Zelda: Sometimes it's so hard to be young...
Hilda: I know. But I think I handle it pretty well...
Zelda: Why don't you have kids over more often?
Sabrina: Because like most teenagers, I'm very self-conscious about the fact that WE'RE WITCHES!!
Salem: Okay, listen up you upholstered losers. If you misbehave for just one instant, I'll cut you man.
Harvey: My mom and dad say I have take my little brother and his friends trick or treating.
Sabrina: You're kidding! Did they just spring this on you?
Harvey: Yeah! They just now reminded me that they told me about it two weeks ago.
Valerie: Sabrina, you might wanna know... you're having a Halloween party.
Valerie: Well I was going to say it was gonna be at my house but I was afraid my parents would dance.
Valerie: How do we get to be friends with those guys?
Sabrina: I think we'd have to fill in a form. Do you know what I'd say to Asher if he talked to me?
Sabrina: (Weakly) Hello.
Valerie: That would take guts.
Salem: If you ladies don't mind I've got a lot of new territory to mark.
Hilda: I am so glad. I hate flying during the holidays. The traffic getting back from the Universe is always vacuum to vacuum.
Sabrina: You mean Halloween might actually be fun this year? Not that Grandpa's game of "Find my Teeth" isn't without its charms.
(After a river of candy corn bursts through the vents)
Sabrina: Salem, nobody knows that this stuff is real!
Asher: Wow! The cat talks! Say Asher! Asher!
Salem: Loser! Loser!
Salem: A couch who's allergic to cats? Finally, someone whose life is more pathetic than mine!
Salem the Cat "hosted" ABC's entire TGIF lineup when this episode aired as the host of "Tales from the Crypt." Sabrina and other TGIF shows aired Halloween episodes that week for a spooky evening!
The title of the episode, A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It, is a play on the 1992 movie title A River Runs Through It.
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