Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Zelda: We're going to the pharmacy. It's the perfect time of year to wait in a prescription line. Salem: It's snowing really fiercely out there! Conditions are hazardous and life-threatening! Pick me up an Outrageous Bar, okay?

Hilda: Sabrina, why aren't you wearing the candy cane outfit that I got for you? Sabrina: Self respect?

Sabrina: Merry Christmas! Hilda: Oh that again. I'm sorry, I'm not up on the current hip lingo.

Salem: Sabrina, if you don't reverse the spell in twenty four hours, Christmas will be erased permanently! Sabrina: How do you know that? Salem: Years ago, I was at a party in the Other Realm and I erased Bobunk. Sabrina: I've never heard of it. Salem: That's my point! I didn't figure out how to reverse the spell and Bobunk was gone for ever. Ah the days of Bobunk...

Sabrina: Those are my aunts! And none of you are worthy to gaze upon them you hipper that thou, tragically trendy, irony addicted snide, smirking, jaded jerks!

Hilda: Triple our efforts? Zelda: I vote for giving up.

Zelda: Salem unwrapped his presents again? Sabrina: You expected this year to be different?

Hilda: You promised us that tonight you'd come a-carolling. Sabrina: But I'd really rather go a-partying. Zelda: But you promised! Sabrina: Fine! I'll go don my gay apparel.

Zelda: Christmas eve is the night we have our family dinner. Sabrina: And that differs from every other night how? Hilda: We use the good china.

Sabrina: Wasn't the lawn, the roof, the living room enough? I mean, does out garbage disposal really have to be festive?

Salem: Look! The new Ninety Nine snowboards are sleeker, sturdier and faster than ever! Zelda: We know you want a snowboard, Salem. Hilda: And the threatening letters are not helping your case.

Salem (to himself): It's Christmas eve, everyone is out. Time to see if there's a snowboard for Salem. (Starts opening the presents under the tree) This could be it. (after opening more presents) Great! No snowboard. (notices a larger present in the corner behind the tree) Huh! But that's kinda snowboardy shaped... (Sabrina and the aunts walk through the front door) Um er. Hurry! We've been terrorized by the unwrapping bandit! I must go call the police.