Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sabrina: I feel like I'm floating on air...and not just because I'm on a cloud.

Sabrina: My writing career is over before it's started, My best friend has a new best friend and they have a hit radio show that was a flop when I was on it. Basically, I'm a failure in all mediums. Salem: It's 'media.' Sabrina: And now my cat is correcting my grammar. I think that is known as rock bottom!

Hilda: You stink with money. Zelda: I stink with money? Your middle name is Sucker! Hilda: I can't help that, I'm named after Grandma Sucker.

Zelda: The last seller we talked to came down fifty percent, that is until Hilda made her cry. Hilda: It's called negotiating! Zelda: It's called strong arming an 85 year old widow. Hilda: Excuse me, a spry 85 year old widow.

Morgan: You are a pastille pseudo intellectual whose hair is begging for a hot oil treatment! Roxie: And your hair is begging for a brain to keep under it!

Roxie: Morgan is my complete opposite morally, spiritually and intellectually. Because we disagree on everything, I thought it would make for compelling radio. Morgan: I disagree.

Josh: It's funny how you two ended up being best friends. Didn't she hate you at first? Sabrina: Oh, Roxie hates everybody at first. It's her way of reaching out to people.

(On Roxie's radio show) Morgan: Well to tone biceps, I always do dumbbell curls. Now for triceps, nothing beats two or three sets of seated push-ups. Caller #1: What exactly does that have to do with the unemployment rate? Roxie: I think I can explain. Morgan, the caller wanted to talk about the lack of work, not the lack of working out. Morgan: I know that! I just thought listeners would be more interested in how I firm my upper body. Roxie: Okay. Let's go to the next caller. You're on with Chick Chat! Josh: Roxie, it's Josh. Do you know where Sabrina is? She's not answering her cell phone. Roxie: You're calling a radio station to find out where your girlfriend is? Morgan: What's wrong with that? I make my boyfriend check in every half hour. Roxie: That is so dominating and controlling. Morgan: You say that like it's a bad thing. Roxie: Because it is. Josh: Hello! Still looking for Sabrina.