Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Katrina: You wouldn't betray me. Evil twins stick together. Jezabelda: No they don't, they sell each other out in a heart beat. (To Zelda) If Sabrina wants to get back her substance, she has to relearn all of life's lessons and she has to do it by daybreak tomorro' Or she'll be a pea brain the rest o' her born days. Katrina: You cheap tramp! Jezabelda: Not any more! I got me my Mary Kay Spring sampler. Zelda: And I got me my antidote... I've gotta get me out o' here while my IQ still has three digits... well, actually four.

Zelda: Katrina, you evil thing! Katrina: Thank you. Zelda: How could you turn my niece into an idiot? Katrina: I just hit enter. It was a snap. Zelda: Well you're not gonna get away with this. Katrina: Oh yeah? And who's gonna stop me? Zelda: The smartest and, according to many, the most beautiful witch in any realm. Jezabelda: Was somebody askin' fer me? Zelda: Jezabelda, I thought you would have worked your way up to solitary by now. Jezabelda: Stick around a while longer, you'll be the reason I get there. Zelda: I'd love to trade threats but I'm here on urgent business. (To Katrina) Katrina, I need the antidote for that airhead virus! Jezabelda: So that's the problem. You do seem a little more dumber than last time. Zelda: I'm not more dumber; Sabrina's more dumber... And there's no such thing as 'More dumber'!

Zelda: (Walking into the living rooma and sees all the knitting) Oh good lord! Hilda! Hilda, we need to talk! Hilda: (Muffled) I'm right here. Zelda: This has gone far enough. I demand that you stop, on behalf of sheep everywhere. Hilda: What are you getting so worked up about? Zelda: Your new hobby has become a pathology. You're addicted to knitting. Hilda: Zellie, I knit because it relaxes me. I can stop anytime I want to. Zelda: Look at you! You are knitting alone! You are hiding balls of yarn under yarn cosies! You've knitted yourself into a woollen pod! You are a knitaholic! A knitfomaniac! A knit-wit! Hilda: A knit-wit? That's cute. I'm going to knit that on a pillow.

Zelda: ...To ensure that our democracy functions properly we need a system of checks and...? Sabrina: ...Credit cards! Zelda: Checks and balances! Hilda: Hey, is that how they came up with the expression 'Balancing your check book'? Zelda: No. (To herself) She's not even under a spell.

Hilda: Chilly today.... Sabrina: Hot tamale!