Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Mr. Kraft (to a group of students): Ladies and gentleman, this is a school-funded field trip, not an excuse to have fun...

Sabrina: Why is it that cool people never show any emotion? I mean, no matter how great the situation, they never seem like they have fun... Valerie: I know... Why can't I be like them? Sabrina: Because you have blood in your veins...

Quizmaster: I'm here to inform you that you can expect a very big witch exam sometime soon. Sabrina: It doesn't involve changing the Earth's orbit, does it? Because the last time I tried that, a little thing called El Niño happened...

Mr. Kraft: What is this obsession you young people have with joy?

Sabrina (about Libby): Why are you hanging out with her? Valerie: She wanted to hang out with me. Sabrina: No seriously, why?

Harvey: We are now approaching Hippo River. The Hippopotamus are among the most aggressive animals in the jungle. Fortunately our Harambee therapist are working with them to channel their anger.

Libby: Where's Harvey? Valerie: That's amazing! I was just wondering the same thing!

Hilda (after buying souvenir mugs at the gift shop): They didn't have Zelda, so I got Pam!

Sabrina: I'm looking for Valerie and I happen to know she's a real zebra fanatic. It's a real problem, there are no support groups. Gotta go! Mr. Kraft: The girl is lying! There are support groups for everything.

Salem: Macadamia nuts from the mini-bar. Especially tasty when they're your third jar and someone else is paying for them. (Sabrina enters, causing Salem to cry out in surprise) Some squirrels broke in! I'm just tidying up. Back so soon? Sabrina: Yeah, I still need one more plant for my second potion but I thought I'd come back and see if Valerie was still here so that I could apologize. (looking at the empty coffee jug) What happened to my potion? Salem: Oh, Valerie took it. Sabrina: And you didn't stop her? Salem: Yeah, like I'm going to put down an overpriced chocolate bar just to yell at Valerie. Get real!

Harvey: I'm Harvey and I'll be your guide as we tour the Harambee Wild Life Reserve. Please keep your arms inside the vehicle and enjoy the ride. And if anyone has a pacemaker or smells like fresh meat, let me know.

Sabrina: Libby, the Jungle Cruise wants its shrunken head back. Oh, I'm sorry! That's your actual head!

Hilda: I am so glad we're chaperoning this trip to Disneyworld. I love Splash Mountain more than life itself. What's your favourite part? Zelda: There's a paleontological dig at the new Animal Kingdom theme park and it just sounds fascinating! Hilda: Only you could make the happiest place on earth sound dry and clinical.

Salem: I should have known Disney wouldn't be cat friendly. Why else would the star attraction be a giant mouse?