Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sabrina: I have to be somebody's quizmaster? Zelda: No, mentor. Sabrina: What's the difference? Zelda: Quizmasters get paid.

Sabrina: I wish Brad would move back to Texas. (Dreama wiggles her ear, Sabrina walks out the door and finds she's walking out of a saloon) Sabrina: I'm assuming you meant to send Brad to Texas? Dreama: Well, while we're here you wanna rustle up some grub?

(Dreama shuts Sabrina's locker on her sleeve) Dreama: I've had days like that. (walks away) Sabrina: You are a day like that!

(Sabrina and Dreama materialize behind Brad at his locker. Brad hears them and turns around) Brad: Where did you come from? (Sabrina and Dreama quickly walk away) Sabrina: I really think you need to have that conversation with your parents...

Sabrina: Well, Brad made year-book editor. Hilda: We can turn him into a chicken. Sabrina: Well that's okay, I'll have plenty to do mentoring Dreama. Did you get your clock fixed? Hilda: Of course, I run a clock shop. Zelda: Since Hilda has absolutely no experience fixing things we had to improvise a little. Salem (Inside the clock): I am not doing this all night! I'm not working weekends, I'm taking holidays off! Zelda: Salem... Salem: Cu...ckoo...

Hilda: I bought a clock shop. Zelda: Which clock shop? Hilda: The one down by the market. Zelda: That shop? It's in a terrible location. Hilda: No it's not, it took me five minutes to find. Zelda: In the last two years, that same spot has been a karate school, a nail salon, a yogurt shop, another nail salon, a Chinese restaurant and a combination Chinese restaurant and nail salon. Hilda: So what you're saying is, if things go well I could sub-let to a psychic. Zelda: Hilda, all those shops failed. Hilda: Well, mine isn't going to fail. Mine is going to be a gigantic, colossal success. I am going to be the Rolex of the clock world. Zelda: You don't know the first thing about clocks. Hilda: I know tons about clocks. Zelda: What time is it? Hilda: Eight-forty. Zelda: It's ten after two. Hilda: All right! So I put my watch on upside-down, okay and it's eight-forty... somewhere.