Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Season 2 Episode 3

Dummy for Love

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Oct 03, 1997 on ABC
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With Cupid's assistance, Sabrina plays matchmaker for a reluctant Aunt Hilda and her new, smitten Vice Principal, Mr. Kraft, in order to avoid detention for a controversial editorial she's written. But when Hilda refuses, Sabrina casts a spell on her, turning her into a dummy (which Sabrina must follow around to make it talk). Yet when she tries to get Kirk to fall for Valerie at that same time, trouble brews. Meanwhile, Zelda is in deep trouble when Hilda forgets to mail her postponement letter for Witches Council Duty.moreless

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  • Here's Cupid... Beware!

    When Harvey fails a test due to his football practice, Sabrina writes an editorial that makes Mr. Kraft give her a detention. To avoid it, Sabrina puts a spell on Aunt Hilda to make her go out with Mr. Kraft, so that he doesn't give her a detention. At the restaurant, Mr. Kraft tries to kiss Aunt Hilda, which makes the spell wear off. Then Hilda finds out Sabrina put a spell on her and Sabrina is in big trouble. Meanwhile, Sabrina calls Cupid to help Valerie talk to Kirk, the football player she's in love with and Zelda is on Witches' Council duty...moreless
Melissa Joan Hart

Melissa Joan Hart

Sabrina J. Spellman

Caroline Rhea

Caroline Rhea

Hilda Antoinette Spellman

Beth Broderick

Beth Broderick

Zelda Spellman

Martin Mull

Martin Mull

Willard Kraft

Alimi Ballard

Alimi Ballard

Albert, The Quizmaster

Lindsay Sloane

Lindsay Sloane

Valerie Birkhead

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  • QUOTES (14)

    • Sabrina: So, how did your date go with Kirk? Do I get to be maid of honor?
      Valerie: Not yet. I mean, Kirk's really cute and he's totally popular, which by association would make me slightly more popular, but he only talked about engines. Could it be I'm not so shallow after all?
      Sabrina: Let's hope it's just a phase...

    • Sabrina: Why can't my conscience speak English?

    • Hilda: Come on, young lady.
      Sabrina: Are you taking me to the Witches' Council?
      Hilda: No. I'm taking you to your Aunt Zelda. She's much better at punishing than me.

    • Mr. Kraft: I've never seen anything like this before.
      Hilda: It's called a tree. I'm glad our niece is being taught by someone so worldly...

    • Hilda: Who are you?
      Mr. Kraft: Willard Kraft, Vice Principal.
      Hilda: Hilda Spellman, not interested.

    • Salem: What you writing?
      Sabrina: It's an editorial for our school paper about how too much emphasis is placed on school sports and not enough on our school's intellectual achievements.
      Salem: Seriously, what are you writing?

    • Valerie: You'll never guess who just asked me out! Kirk!
      Sabrina: Should I still guess?

    • Hilda (to Zelda): What do we look like to you? Morons?
      Salem (balancing a stack of waffles on his head): Get the camera.

    • Cupid: Look, I have to be honest with you. It's more than that, it's against my principles.
      Salem: Is it because I'm a cat and she's a woman?
      Cupid: No it's because you're a cat and she's Sherry Lewis.
      Salem: But I could make her so happy. Besides she's gotta be tired of that whiny lamb. Not even a lamb, it's a sock!
      Cupid: You sicken me.
      Salem: Get a real job... and some pants.

    • Cupid: Miss, I'm sorry but people never used to sue. Now the slightest little thing and boom, I got the nice diaper on and I'm standing in front of a judge.

    • Zelda: But it's an opinion. You can't retract an opinion.
      Mr. Kraft: That's what she said. I mean what is this place? Some kind of cult?

    • Mr. Kraft: Look, I am in charge here, and in order to maintain a free press, you will write whatever I tell you to.

    • Zelda: I was this close to finding a cure for acne, and now there's no hope for the oily.

    • Salem: Sorry, thirty waffles is my limit, and that's something that I really didn't want to know about myself.

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    • Zelda: Salem, how do you know Madre Teresa?

      Mother Teresa was an Albanian Roman Catholic nun who founded the Missionaries of Charity in Kolkata (Calcutta), India in 1950. She won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979 for her humanitarian work. Following her death she was beatified by Pope John Paul II and given the title Blessed Teresa of Calcutta.

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