Cupid: Look, I have to be honest with you. It's more than that, it's against my principles.
Salem: Is it because I'm a cat and she's a woman?
Cupid: No it's because you're a cat and she's Sherry Lewis.
Salem: But I could make her so happy. Besides she's gotta be tired of that whiny lamb. Not even a lamb, it's a sock!
Cupid: You sicken me.
Salem: Get a real job... and some pants.