Hilda Antoinette Spellman
Salem Saberhagen, the Cat (voice)
At the end of the episode when Morgan announces that she got a job at the coffee house and puts on her apron, you can see that she has the apron on backwards because the tag is sticking out and the logo is backwards.
Zelda must be 655 years old because Salem said that Zelda was 630 years old than her boyfriend's 25 year old date.
Zelda: Hilda, I can do this myself.
Hilda: You could, but then where would the fun be for me? (Sees Arthur) There he is!
Zelda: I know what he looks like!
Hilda: Not only is he showing people pictures of that little hussy, but he's also talking about spending the rest of her life with her? Was THAT in the agreement?
Zelda: Hilda, we don't have anything in writing.
Hilda: That was your first mistake. Second, you're letting him string you along. Third, you're reading Crime and Punishment. Just watch reruns of Law and Order!
Morgan: I'm going on break. See ya in three hours!
Miles: Last night I ate gum for dinner.
Hilda: Nobody makes a fool of Zelda Spellman! Except me.
Sabrina: Can you stretch a mortal dollar?
Wally: Faster than a one eyed possum on a greased up armadillo!
Sabrina: I'll assume that's pretty fast.
Sabrina: Morgan, I wasn't the only one that helped you out. Miles and Roxie chipped in too.
Morgan: They did? I had no idea how much they cared about me.
Sabrina: They don't, I guilted them into doing it.
Morgan: Daddy says until I learn how to manage my money, I'm not getting any more. Do I have a law suit here?
Morgan: I want to get to Bloomingdales. I'm trying to improve my walking time between cosmetics and shoes.
Sabrina: Well it's better than having no goals at all.
Roxie: If we don't get our money back, we're not going to be eating anything.
Miles: All I know is, I'm down to three decongestants and a packet of ketchup.
Miles: How would you like your corn served?
Sabrina: To someone else.
Morgan: Now I'm on a sushi kick.
Roxie: (Aside to Miles.) I'll give her a sushi kick.
Roxie: Why is Morgan buying an expensive alligator purse when she owes us money?
Sabrina: I don't know. Maybe it was a gift or maybe it's a cheap synthetic. You know, 'schmalligator.'
Miles: You don't really believe that do you?
Sabrina: I'm giving Morgan the benefit of the doubt. She said she's going pay us back and we should believe her. Any other questions?
Miles: Yes, if there's a 'schmalligator' is there also a 'schmocodile?'
Josh: A ten dollar tip?! That's more than I ever got when I worked here. What's your secret?
Sabrina: Flirting heavily with any guy named Clyde, Ervine or Morty.
Zelda: You could have put in a good word and gotten Arthur and me invited to that party. Instead you throw it in my face and laugh, why? What are you getting out of this?
Hilda: Inner peace and from what I understand, a very tasty veal chop.
Zelda: I wonder why I wasn't invited? I thought Wayne and I were friends.
Hilda: Well maybe he doesn't want to mix business with pleasure. Besides, you have a full life. You have your reading group...with your cat.
Roxie: It's gonna be pretty tight for me this month. No luxuries like, what is that thing called? Oh yeah, food!
Miles: And I'll be giving up my lifeline, Sudafed.
Roxie: I have a room mate who watches my every hygienic move.
Sabrina: Right, like I care that you're a serial exfoliator.
Sabrina: Morgan would be totally embarrassed if she knew I was asking you this but we've got to help her out. Mismanaging money could happen to anyone.
Roxie: Couldn't happen to me. I don't have enough money to mismanage.
Sabrina: Morgan, you're the one that didn't pay the rent?
Morgan: It's not my fault! Daddy put me on a tight budget and I had a couple of emergencies; powder pumps! I bought them in burnished eggplant and spicy rust.
Roxie: I don't have time for this bureaucratic stupidity. I have to go to advanced calculus and deal with my own stupidity.
Alan: I guess I'll just have to find another place big enough to hold my high frequency radio telescope.
Miles: Come back! We'll throw someone out!
Sabrina: Underneath Morgan's shallow exterior is...
Roxie: (interrupting) A shallow interior.
Ron Lester, who guest starred in this episode, starred on Popular the previous season which got cancelled by the WB that season (2000-01).
This episode was to have been aired as the fourth episode of the season, but was replaced by the episode "Murder on the Halloween Express", due to the WB changing the premiere date of season 6 from Sept. 11 to Oct 5 due to the terrorist attacks, moving this episode to the end of the first half of the season. This explains why Morgan was working at the coffee house in the previous episode, but got the job in this one.
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