Sabrina, the Teenage Witch Season 6 Episode 8

Hilda: Not only is he showing people pictures of that little hussy, but he's also talking about spending the rest of her life with her? Was THAT in the agreement?
Zelda: Hilda, we don't have anything in writing.
Hilda: That was your first mistake. Second, you're letting him string you along. Third, you're reading Crime and Punishment. Just watch reruns of Law and Order!

Morgan: I'm going on break. See ya in three hours!

Miles: Last night I ate gum for dinner.

Hilda: Nobody makes a fool of Zelda Spellman! Except me.

Sabrina: Can you stretch a mortal dollar?
Wally: Faster than a one eyed possum on a greased up armadillo!
Sabrina: I'll assume that's pretty fast.

Sabrina: Morgan, I wasn't the only one that helped you out. Miles and Roxie chipped in too.
Morgan: They did? I had no idea how much they cared about me.
Sabrina: They don't, I guilted them into doing it.

Morgan: Daddy says until I learn how to manage my money, I'm not getting any more. Do I have a law suit here?

Morgan: I want to get to Bloomingdales. I'm trying to improve my walking time between cosmetics and shoes.
Sabrina: Well it's better than having no goals at all.

Roxie: If we don't get our money back, we're not going to be eating anything.
Miles: All I know is, I'm down to three decongestants and a packet of ketchup.

Miles: How would you like your corn served?
Sabrina: To someone else.

Morgan: Now I'm on a sushi kick.
Roxie: (Aside to Miles.) I'll give her a sushi kick.

Roxie: Why is Morgan buying an expensive alligator purse when she owes us money?
Sabrina: I don't know. Maybe it was a gift or maybe it's a cheap synthetic. You know, 'schmalligator.'
Miles: You don't really believe that do you?
Sabrina: I'm giving Morgan the benefit of the doubt. She said she's going pay us back and we should believe her. Any other questions?
Miles: Yes, if there's a 'schmalligator' is there also a 'schmocodile?'

Josh: A ten dollar tip?! That's more than I ever got when I worked here. What's your secret?
Sabrina: Flirting heavily with any guy named Clyde, Ervine or Morty.

Zelda: You could have put in a good word and gotten Arthur and me invited to that party. Instead you throw it in my face and laugh, why? What are you getting out of this?
Hilda: Inner peace and from what I understand, a very tasty veal chop.

Zelda: I wonder why I wasn't invited? I thought Wayne and I were friends.
Hilda: Well maybe he doesn't want to mix business with pleasure. Besides, you have a full life. You have your reading group...with your cat.

Roxie: It's gonna be pretty tight for me this month. No luxuries like, what is that thing called? Oh yeah, food!
Miles: And I'll be giving up my lifeline, Sudafed.

Roxie: I have a room mate who watches my every hygienic move.
Sabrina: Right, like I care that you're a serial exfoliator.

Sabrina: Morgan would be totally embarrassed if she knew I was asking you this but we've got to help her out. Mismanaging money could happen to anyone.
Roxie: Couldn't happen to me. I don't have enough money to mismanage.

Sabrina: Morgan, you're the one that didn't pay the rent?
Morgan: It's not my fault! Daddy put me on a tight budget and I had a couple of emergencies; powder pumps! I bought them in burnished eggplant and spicy rust.

Roxie: I don't have time for this bureaucratic stupidity. I have to go to advanced calculus and deal with my own stupidity.

Alan: I guess I'll just have to find another place big enough to hold my high frequency radio telescope.
Miles: Come back! We'll throw someone out!