Zelda: Very considerate. You just come in here and turn on the TV, completely ignoring the fact that I am reading. Have you no respect for knowledge?
Hilda: (Turning off the TV) Have you no respect for the poor working Joe, who's trying to serve a cup of Joe to a bunch of guys named Joe?
Zelda: Well maybe you wouldn't be serving Joe to Joe if you cracked open a book now and then!
Salem: Oh boy, I love a good catfight! Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to rumble!
Hilda: Listen Miss Summa Cum Loudmouth! It's know-it-alls like you that drove me to clown college.