Frank: I think I'm gonna go out and try to find them. I don't like to sit around waiting. Zelda: What a refreshing attitude! Frank: Besides, this house gives me the creeps. Hilda: And it seems to attract them!
Frank: I've heard about this house. People say a lot of weird things go on here. Hilda: I think what you heard is a lot of weird people say things go on here!
Brad (about Salem): Is that cat crying? Sabrina: No, that's his meow. I got him from a really cheap pet store.
Salem: May I say something? I want my westerns! (Sabrina and her aunts zap him onto Sabrina's bed) Salem: Oh yes! Announcer: That concludes our western marathon. Salem: Ghe!! Announcer: Please stay tuned for classic romance. (Salem begins to cry at hearing this) First up, The Other Side of the Mountain. Salem: Ooo! Marilyn Hassett alert!
Salem: Yeah-Yeah-Yeah, enough chick talk. Sabrina, as the man of the house I must insist you let me spend the weekend watchin' rootin' tootin' westerns on your TV. Sabrina: Once again Salem, your approach is as pathetic as it is appalling but here's how good a mood I'm in.
Salem: The witch hunting gene is active. Sabrina: You're supposed to tell me these things. Salem: I'm also supposed to be at home watching westerns.
(Sabrina decides to use magic to save everyone) Salem: I promise that while you're a mouse, I won't eat you.
Dreama, Josh, and Mr. Kraft don't appear in this episode.
Sabrina: Of all the coffee houses, in all the towns, in all the world, that witch hunter had to walk into mine. This is a parody of one of Humphrey Bogart's most famous lines from Casablanca, "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine".
The episode title is a reference to Ice Station Zebra, a 1968 war movie starring Rock Hudson.
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