Sabrina tells Roxie she is a witch, but since Roxie doesn't believe her, she doesn't lose her powers. Clarification: As established earlier (e.g. in the episode where Amanda's mother loses her powers) the problem is not telling a mortal, but that mortal telling another mortal. This is acknowledged in this episode when Sabrina decides she trusts Roxie enough to tell her she's a witch... she's trusting her to keep the secret.
Roxie is embarrassed to reveal that as a young groupie, she received a "Hanson" tattoo. The fact that she knew the band of brothers before they were famous and dated member Isaac Hanson (as established in the previous season's "A Birthday Witch") is entirely ignored.
Morgan Sabrina, we have a problem Sabrina Oh the cat did it. He's crazy. I'm thinking of having him put down. Morgan: Not Salem. Roxie. Sabrina: (Still struggling with the door) Fine, then we'll have her put down, too. Morgan: That's the problem. I think something is seriously wrong with her. I just overheard her on the phone to a doctor. She's scheduling an appointment to have something removed. I think that she may be dying... or worse. (Sabrina know puts her back to the linen closet door) Sabrina: Morgan, I'm really kinda busy right now. Morgan: I know and you're doing that all wrong. (she joins Sabrina at the door) This exercise is meant for toning the thighs and the gluts. (The door reluctantly closes) Sabrina: You know, I'm sure if there was anything wrong, Roxie would have let us know. Morgan: No. I asked her about it and all she said was something about a... M-Y-O-B? Sabrina: Mind Your Own Business. Morgan: Great! Now you're shutting me out, too. You know, I am just worried about her! Sabrina: Look, Morgan, you have to trust me. She's going to be okay. I mean, there's nothing to worry about. It's just a simple procedure. Morgan: Procedure? Oh, poor Roxie. I wish I'd been nicer to her. What does she have, like, six months? Sabrina: No-no-no, it's going to be fine, really. (The door tries to open again and distracts Sabrina) It's just she's having a tattoo removed.
Sabrina: Okay, I've successfully capped the geyser of Sparkle Farkle and managed to put out the fire in the number six cauldron. How are things going up here? Salem: All clear. The armchair started to talk but I threatened to shred his dust ruffle. Sabrina Good cat. So, how are our girls? Salem: Back! But not to worry. They're in the kitchen, still none the wiser. Sabrina: Perfect.
Sabrina: Whoo-hoo! I passed my magical systems check. (Hearing Salem sob in a kitchen cupboard) Salem: (Looking up) Hell hath no fury like a woman who's been tricked into bathing with a cat. Morgan: Where is that stupid cat? Salem: (Gasps) Quick, close the door. You've gotta help me. Sabrina: Don't worry, I know exactly how to handle this. Morgan: Sabrina, have you seen Salem? Sabrina: Yeah. Bottom cabinet on the right. Salem: Ugh!
Salem: Trust is very important, Sabrina. Without it you can't run the really big cons. Did I ever tell you about the Bible scam I ran in Kansas City back in the twenties? Sabrina: This is serious! You don't know how horrible it feels to have your best friend not trust you. Salem: Boo-hoo! Talk to me when you have to groom yourself with your tongue. (Looking at the different spells) Oooh! What about that one? Sabrina: (Reading) "Elixir of Trust. Who ever serves this tonic will instantly gain the trust of whom ever drinks it."
(When Sabrina begins drinking out of the Orange Juice carton) Louisa: Just so you know, Morgan, Roxie and the cat drank out of that carton. Sabrina: Yuck! Well that explains the lipstick, the crumbs and the fur. So, Louisa, what's going on? I mean, I haven't heard from you since the one set frame sale. Louisa: The fall works both ways. Anywho, I wanted to warn you that since so little magic has been used around here lately, the house is about to undergo a magical systems check. Sabrina: What? I can't have magic shooting off willy-nilly! Mortals live here now and they don't know I'm a witch. Louisa: Oh, that's going to be tricky. Lots of luck to you. Sabrina: No wait, you can't go. I need to know... Roxie: (Walking into the kitchen) Who are you talking to?
Diana-Maria Riva, Andrew Walker, Bumper Robinson, John Ducey, and Nate Richert do not appear in this episode.
"In God We Trust" is a line written on U.S. paper money.
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