Sabrina: How was your date with Wally? Hilda: Well, he's not really my type. We didn't have that much in common and I really don't like his cologne. Sabrina: So you're going out again? Hilda: Tuesday.
Hilda: So how was your date with Harvey? Sabrina: It was great. We went to the Slicery, all of our friends were there, most of them at our table, so we're gonna ease into the whole spending time alone thing.
Sabrina: Ok, I gotta go apologize to Mr. Kraft now. Harvey: Ok, that's it. You're going to the nurse...
Sabrina: Oh Brad, I'm gonna publish the article that you and Harvey wrote. It's excellent! Brad: Then why did you reject it before? Sabrina: Well, you know, running a newspaper is a very complicated business, but mainly, I was just being a jerk.
Sabrina: Oh great! Mr. Kraft just gave me detention over the computer! Zelda: What did you do? Sabrina: Breathe...
Zelda (seeing Sabrina's bright green eyes): You've got full-blown jealo-tosis! Hilda: Or a lousy brand of contacts.
Zelda: When I'm with Willard, I can't help but shut out the rest of the world. Hilda: Well, the feeling is mutual on the part of the rest of the world.
Mr. Kraft (while under Zelda's honesty spell): And sometimes, when I sleep at night, I am so consumed with self doubt that I suck my thumb. Sabrina: Ok, this is new. Getting sick before lunch.
Harvey: Brad thinks we should interview the towel boys, promise anonymity and get a real inside look at the team. Sabrina: Ah that's an interesting idea... (under her breath) ...unfortunately. Harvey (to Brad): We're on it. Mr. Kraft: What's that saying, "Two's company, Three's pathetic?" Sabrina (to herself): Whenever Mr. Kraft talks, he spews verbal anthrax. Valerie would have loved that line... and I wouldn't be talking to myself right now.
Sabrina: Why should Mr. Kraft have a best friend and not me? Why should he get to be happy and not me? Why does he... Oh-no! I'm jealous of Mr. Kraft!
(After Sabrina takes off her sunglasses before going to bed) Salem: Behold, the first envy-powered night light.
(After Sabrina gets off the phone and Zelda picks it up) Salem: Hey! It's my turn! This isn't fair. Zelda: Write a letter to PETA. (On the phone) Yes, I'd like to order a dozen long stemmed roses for principal Willard Kraft at Westbridge High School... (listening to caller's response) Yes, I've met him! Salem: Roses? Did he die? Zelda: I just like him. Salem: That's a shame now that he's passed on. Well enough of the boo-hoo, pass me the phone.
In the opening scene, Salem makes a reference to his voice actor Nick Bakay. He says that he wants to call into Bakay's sport's show on ESPN and comments on how annoying the voice is.
Dreama doesn't appear in this episode.
Salem: Well, remove the shades, Miss Pulp Fiction! Pulp Fiction is a 1994 film by director Quentin Tarantino, who co-wrote the film with Roger Avary. It stars John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson and Uma Thurman.
Hilda: We've got more empties than Boris Yeltsin's trash can. Boris Yeltsin (1931-2007) was the President of Russia between 1991 and 1999. He was reputed to have a strong fondness for vodka because he often behaved erratically and appeared to be intoxicated during public appearances.
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