At the end of the theme song, instead of having a brief quip for the audience, Sabrina attempts to sing opera, then coughs.
Mr. Kraft: Miss Spellman, kissing up is a way of life, not just something you do when it suits you...
Libby: I'm hungry! And I'm not very nice when I'm hungry... Sabrina: So it's a nutrition problem...
Hilda (about Mr. Kraft): He may be a bad date, but when you live as long as we do, you have a lot of Friday nights to fill.
Salem: Hilda, before you start pointing fingers please remember one important fact. Sabrina put me up to it. Are you going to finish that potato morsel on your collar?
Mrs. Quick: Mr. Kraft, the students need lunch and they need it now. Mr. Kraft: (Digging into his pocket) Well, I have two rolos, a jaw breaker, (He pulls the gum from his mouth and holds it up.) and some ABC gum and I'm willing to share.
Sabrina: He'll be back with some help. Harvey: Right! After he stops mooning us.
Mr. Kraft: Miss Spellman, why have you been following me around all morning? Sabrina: It's... your cologne Mr. Kraft, it's so great that I want to buy some for my friend Harvey. Mr. Kraft: Well you can think about my Old Spice in detention. Sabrina: But what's my crime? Mr. Kraft: Smelling the Vice Principal.
Hilda: A cat is doing an imitation of me kissing my niece's Vice-Principal... So this is my lowest moment...
Zelda: You don't make potions to change a person's personality. And if you do, you don't mix it with caffeine!
Sabrina: Detention? What for? Mr. Kraft: New policy. Detention is now based solely on personal resentment.
Mr. Kraft: (To Libby) Aww, here's the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song just for you!
(After picking up Sabrina's detention slip) Mr. Kraft: Detention? You can feel de-tension in de-room!
Hilda's full name is Hildegard Antoinette Spellman.
Featured Music: Henry Mancini - "The Pink Panther Theme"
Valerie and The Quizmaster do not appear in this episode.
Title "Little Big Kraft" is a pun on the Dustin Hoffman character "Little Big Man."
Salem: And be careful, Ninety-nine. Sabrina: ...what? Agent Ninety-nine was the code name for the female lead in the spy show Get Smart.
Sabrina says the game is afoot. That's a famous line Sherlock Holmes used.
Salem (about Mr. Kraft): He played "Smells Like Teen Spirit" with his nose? Sabrina: Four verses! "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was a hit song for the late Kurt Cobain and his grunge-rock band Nirvana.
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