Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Zelda: (To Salem) First day on Other Realm jury duty and Hilda's already on trial and it's a biggie. Salem: Is it that shady ring of magic-carpet cleaners? Zelda: No, the defendant is the Other Realm's biggest and sleaziest supplier of black-market hot-tubs. Salem: Lou Packard! Zelda: You know him? Salem: We've broken bread. Lou taught me all about the world of commerce, how to move merchandise. Zelda: Wait a minute. You two were actually in business together? Salem: If Thailand could talk. I'll tell ya somethin' if Lou's convicted and turned into a feline, he'll be appalled by the outer-wear in this catalogue. I mean what cat with any self-respect would be caught dead wearing this? Salem: (After Zelda zaps an ugly sweater on him) Ha-ha! The jokes on you, I said a cat with self-respect.