Hilda Antoinette Spellman
Harvey Dwight Kinkle (recurring in season 5-7)
Salem Saberhagen, the Cat (voice)
The fourth outfit for this episode's credits is swimwear and goggles. A shark fin appears and Sabrina says, "Aughh!"
Joel: Behold, the linking rings are unlinked. (The rings don't unlink) Unlinked. (The rings still don't unlink) Still linked.
Sabrina: Isn't he amazing?
Libby: Amazingly lame!!
Hilda: Zelda, you have a date...
Zelda: It's not a date, it's dinner with a colleague. And you're welcome to join us...
Hilda: I'd rather die... But thanks!
(Joel is in the girl's locker room)
Libby: Joel! What are you doing in here?
Joel:(bummed) Aww, you can see me?
Libby:(sarcastically) No, you're invisible.
Joel: I am?
Libby: No. Get out or I'm telling Coach Safford.
Joel: Man! I thought for sure I'd done it right! I was Magic Joel once! And I will be again! (Leaves)
Libby: Get out! I hate magic!
Joel: Now about wardrobe, I'm thinking a velour pantsuit with a plunging neckline. What will you wear?
Hilda: Who are you?
Joel: I'm Joel. You can see me?
Hilda: Yes and you're not wearing any pants.
Hilda: (On the phone with Sabrina) Let's see. A sixteen year old invisible boy loose in a high school. Where would he go?
(Sabrina drops the receiver and runs to the girls locker room.)
Justin: I'm here for the lovely magicians assistant job.
Joel: Well you're really not qualified.
Justin: Aren't I lovely?
Joel: Well yes, Justin, you are, but you're not a girl.
Justin: Well the sign didn't say anything about being a girl.
Joel: Would you be willing to wear sequins?
Joel: Slit up to here?
(He touches the top of his hip.)
Justin: No problem!
Joel: Yeah well... You're too tall. Next!
Justin: I'll wear flats!
Salem: (On the phone pretending to be Harvey) I like squid! I like it a lot! Squid rocks!
Sabrina: Who is this?
Salem: It's Harvey-he-he-he-he!
Sabrina: You are so neutered!
Zelda: Thank goodness that she left. Now we can talk about the first millisecond after the big bang. See I think...
Ethan: (Interrupting her) Love me!
Ethan: I'm sorry. It's just that we finally get rid of your weird sister and all you can talk about is the big bang? I came here tonight hoping for more than science. I wanted you to look into my eyes and see something other than rods and cones. I love you Zelda. Don't you realize that?
Zelda: You never said anything.
Ethan: I've been playing footsie with you all night!
Zelda: That was you! I thought it was the cat.
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