Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Hilda: Zelda, you have a date... Zelda: It's not a date, it's dinner with a colleague. And you're welcome to join us... Hilda: I'd rather die... But thanks!

(Joel is in the girl's locker room) Libby: Joel! What are you doing in here? Joel:(bummed) Aww, you can see me? Libby:(sarcastically) No, you're invisible. Joel: I am? Libby: No. Get out or I'm telling Coach Safford. Joel: Man! I thought for sure I'd done it right! I was Magic Joel once! And I will be again! (Leaves) Libby: Get out! I hate magic!

(To Sabrina) Joel: Now about wardrobe, I'm thinking a velour pantsuit with a plunging neckline. What will you wear?

Hilda: Who are you? Joel: I'm Joel. You can see me? Hilda: Yes and you're not wearing any pants.

Hilda: (On the phone with Sabrina) Let's see. A sixteen year old invisible boy loose in a high school. Where would he go? Sabrina: Oh-no! (Sabrina drops the receiver and runs to the girls locker room.)

Justin: I'm here for the lovely magicians assistant job. Joel: Well you're really not qualified. Justin: Aren't I lovely? Joel: Well yes, Justin, you are, but you're not a girl. Justin: Well the sign didn't say anything about being a girl. Joel: Would you be willing to wear sequins? Justin: Sure! Joel: Slit up to here? (He touches the top of his hip.) Justin: No problem! Joel: Yeah well... You're too tall. Next! Justin: I'll wear flats! Joel: Next!

Salem: (On the phone pretending to be Harvey) I like squid! I like it a lot! Squid rocks! Sabrina: Who is this? Salem: It's Harvey-he-he-he-he! Sabrina: Salem! Salem: O-oh! Sabrina: You are so neutered!