Justin: I'm here for the lovely magicians assistant job.
Joel: Well you're really not qualified.
Justin: Aren't I lovely?
Joel: Well yes, Justin, you are, but you're not a girl.
Justin: Well the sign didn't say anything about being a girl.
Joel: Would you be willing to wear sequins?
Joel: Slit up to here?
(He touches the top of his hip.)
Justin: No problem!
Joel: Yeah well... You're too tall. Next!
Justin: I'll wear flats!