Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sabrina: Look Josh, I want to talk to you about this whole Halloween thing. It may not be an important holiday to you, but it is to me and it just hurt that you weren't more supportive. I mean, I supported you when-
Josh: When I was going to move to Prague, when I got a job on the paper, and pretty much everything I've done since you've known me. I'm sorry, Sabrina. (Kisses her)

Salem: This case was a tough one, but I believe we came up cricket.
Sabrina: Do you have any idea what that means?
Salem : Haven't the foggiest.

Harvey: (As Biff Buffington) Let's stop this little charad! You want me. And to be perfectly honest, I'm okay with that.
Sabrina: Well, I have a problem with guys who use the word "charad". Especially while my boyfriend's lying dead in the other room.

Morgan: (As Countess) Alright, you dragged it out of me! We were in love. I was mad about the boy. Desperately. Passionately. But he ended it. Horribly. Cruelly. And I vowed someday, somehow, I would get my revenge! (Stabs a pen into the wall) But then I got over it and we became friends. So you see, I really have no motive for killing him.
Sabrina: None whatsoever.

Sabrina: So, you killed Kip to frame the countess!
Roxie: Do you think I'd tell you if I did it?
Sabrina: Yeah. But then, I'm kinda new at this.

Zelda: Would you stop worrying? Sabrina's a smart girl, I'm sure she'll have this mystery solved in no time.
Hilda: Are you crazy? Even I beat her at Clue!

Conductor: First thing you have to ask yourself is, what was the motive?
Sabrina: I just wanted to give my friends a nice Halloween! (Conductor gives her a look) Oh, you mean the murderer's motive.

Morgan: Murder!
Miles: Murder!
Harvey: Murder!

Roxie: Great! something else for me to clean up!

Roxie: If I'm lucky, I get thrown from the train in the first act.
Morgan: Trade you!

Sabrina: I think we were lucky to get our own car.
Morgan: With a different stain on every seat!

Harvey: I seem to have misplaced a few hours of my life. Was this a bewitching evening? Sabrina: It was for me. And for you too. Or should I say, Biff Buffington? Harvey: Say me.

(After Salem points out pipe smoke is all over Josh's body) Miles: That means nothing! You also smoke a pipe! Salem: Yes, but mine only blows bubbles.

Zelda: Please tell me we're in the right place this time! Hilda: It's not my fault the space shuttle looks like the Mystery Train.

Will, the Steward: (To Sabrina) If you don't solve this mystery, you and your mortal friends will be stuck on this train forever!

(After everyone walks into the car and sees how run down it is) Roxie: Ooo, good thing you paid in advance.