Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Salem: I could o' bin someone, I could o' had class, I could o' bin a contender. Zelda: Salem, what are you doing? You're the cat. The cat doesn't have lines. Salem: I know, I'm getting into character. I'm a method actor. Zelda: What you are is a bad actor. Salem: Oh yeah? Have you ever tasted Little Wussies? I'm acting my tail off! If only I had someone decent feeding me lines. Zelda: May I remind you that I'm the one the director complimented! Salem: May I remind you that your skirt was hiked up to your nostrils! Zelda: If that's how my generosity is gonna be rewarded you can just find yourself another quantum physicist to help you push kibble! Salem: Zelda! Don't go! This is my process! I'm a temperamental actor! I have pictures of you with the Brothers Grim! Zelda: (Storming back into the room) Right, let's take it from the top!