Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Harvey: So when are you gonna let me tune up your new ride? My dad showed me how to make a car go 80 miles an hour in first gear. Sabrina: Why would anyone want their car to do that? Harvey: He didn't say.

Car: I could catch pneumonia out here... Sabrina: You could, if you had blood and organs...

Car Sales Manager: Nothing makes driving more enjoyable than a car.

Sabrina (referring to the accountant coming out of the drawer): It really bothers me that... I don't find this weird...

Salem: I never understood why you just didn't buy your own car... Sabrina: Well, let's see. There's the fact that I've virtually no money, my profound lack of cash and oh yeah, I'm broke!

Sabrina: Do you know what this means? Our lifes are about to change in an utter and profound way... Valerie: It will be you, me and the open road. Sabrina: Free to go wherever the spirit moves us. Valerie: Except left cause that blinker's broken.

Sabrina: See? I get the car every Monday, Wednesday and Friday from nine to twelve and from five to eight-thirty, except for every third Wednesday when Val needs the car at eight-twenty instead of eight-thirty. Valerie: See? And I get it every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday, from eleven-fifteen to two and from seven to ten, except on the second Tuesday in November and the fourth Tuesday in January, I don't have to return it till ten-fifteen. Sabrina: And on Saturdays, I get the car till four, Val gets it until six and then we alternate every hour until midnight.

Valerie: Isn't it amazing? I mean it's not fancy or anything. Like there's no air conditioning, or tape player, or radio, or heat and the windows don't open and it smells like lilacs, but hey it's a car!

Zelda: Hmm, let me see. They're auditing our magic. Sabrina: You know, bureaucracy makes the Other Realm seem less enchanting. Zelda: This is just a formality. See, in the mortal realm, witches are allowed a specific amount of magic. Hilda: They were pretty lenient until the Pompeii incident. Some witch with a lava fetish really messed up.