Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Season 2 Episode 20

My Nightmare, the Car

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Mar 20, 1998 on ABC
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Episode Summary

When Sabrina’s aunts and Valerie’s parents refuse to buy the girls their own cars, they come up with an idea to pool their money to buy one themselves. At first Hilda and Zelda are hesitant to go along with the girls’ plans, but after seeing the schedule Sabrina and Valerie come up with, they reluctantly go along with their plan. When they are unable to find the perfect car in the Mortal Realm, Sabrina starts looking in the Other Realm and soon finds the perfect car within their price range. However, what Sabrina didn’t bargain for was that the car has a mind of its own. She then has to face the problem of having to share the car with Valerie after it gets attached to Sabrina. Meanwhile, her aunts are unable to help out, since Hilda and Zelda have to find their accountant who skipped town with all of their magic.moreless

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Melissa Joan Hart

Melissa Joan Hart

Sabrina J. Spellman

Caroline Rhea

Caroline Rhea

Hilda Antoinette Spellman

Beth Broderick

Beth Broderick

Zelda Spellman

Lindsay Sloane

Lindsay Sloane

Valerie Birkhead

Martin Mull

Martin Mull

Willard Kraft

Alimi Ballard

Alimi Ballard

Albert, the Quizmaster (recurring Season 2)

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (1)

  • QUOTES (11)

    • Sabrina: Look, I'll explain everything later, ok? Honest!
      Car: Later, later, later... You never have time for me.
      Sabrina Now you sound like your first wife!

    • Harvey: So when are you gonna let me tune up your new ride? My dad showed me how to make a car go 80 miles an hour in first gear.
      Sabrina: Why would anyone want their car to do that?
      Harvey: He didn't say.

    • Car: I could catch pneumonia out here...
      Sabrina: You could, if you had blood and organs...

    • Car Sales Manager: Nothing makes driving more enjoyable than a car.

    • Sabrina (referring to the accountant coming out of the drawer): It really bothers me that... I don't find this weird...

    • Salem: I never understood why you just didn't buy your own car...
      Sabrina: Well, let's see. There's the fact that I've virtually no money, my profound lack of cash and oh yeah, I'm broke!

    • Sabrina: Do you know what this means? Our lifes are about to change in an utter and profound way...
      Valerie: It will be you, me and the open road.
      Sabrina: Free to go wherever the spirit moves us.
      Valerie: Except left cause that blinker's broken.

    • Sabrina: See? I get the car every Monday, Wednesday and Friday from nine to twelve and from five to eight-thirty, except for every third Wednesday when Val needs the car at eight-twenty instead of eight-thirty.
      Valerie: See? And I get it every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday, from eleven-fifteen to two and from seven to ten, except on the second Tuesday in November and the fourth Tuesday in January, I don't have to return it till ten-fifteen.
      Sabrina: And on Saturdays, I get the car till four, Val gets it until six and then we alternate every hour until midnight.

    • Valerie: Isn't it amazing? I mean it's not fancy or anything. Like there's no air conditioning, or tape player, or radio, or heat and the windows don't open and it smells like lilacs, but hey it's a car!

    • Zelda: Hmm, let me see. They're auditing our magic.
      Sabrina: You know, bureaucracy makes the Other Realm seem less enchanting.
      Zelda: This is just a formality. See, in the mortal realm, witches are allowed a specific amount of magic.
      Hilda: They were pretty lenient until the Pompeii incident. Some witch with a lava fetish really messed up.

    • Salem: Refresh my memory, was it Valerie who locked me in the glove compartment?
      Sabrina: Hey, nobody likes a back seat cat.

  • NOTES (3)