Josh: Well according to this pole, Russell has eighty-four percent of the vote. It's no wonder the other candidates dropped out of the race.
Sabrina: I'm not surprised. I mean, after you see him in person you realize why everyone thinks he's so hot. (On Josh's look) I mean, politically astute... Objectively speaking, of course.
Josh: Of course. So do you really think Mike'll let you right a story about the campaign?
Sabrina: (As Mike walks up behind her) He should! Nobody knows more about Russell than I do. I mean, I know where he stands on tax rebates, domestic partner benefits... even breakfast, just juice and coffee. I guess that's how he stays so...
Josh: (Interrupting) Politically astute?
Mike: Y'know before you start smearing his bagel, you might wanna check out this latest candidate to join the race. I think you might know even more about this one. (Holds up a pamphlet saying 'Vote Hilda Spellman')
Sabrina: Nope! Don't know her.
Mike: Isn't your last name Spellman?
Sabrina: Only until I go to the courthouse and get it changed.
Josh: Sabrina, why is your aunt running for political office?
Sabrina: It's got to be a joke, she doesn't know anything about politics!
Josh: She didn't know anything about coffee, it didn't stop her buying a coffee house.
Mike: And this woman's running for city council?
Sabrina: Not as long as there's breath in my body. The city must be saved! (On their looks) Gotta go.
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