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Hilda Antoinette Spellman
Harvey Dwight Kinkle (recurring in season 5-7)
Salem Saberhagen, the Cat (voice)
Sabrina J. Spellman
The pirates kept coming close to waking up from small noises, yet did not wake up when Sabrina nailed the boards to the door.
Why would N'Sync, a band popular largely with teens and pre-teens, be playing a venue restricted to those 18 years of age and over?
Apparently, the bouncer at the Mineshaft is extremely daft. Sabrina and Valerie came the first time saying they were 17, then came with lousy fake IDs, and then eventually came back with Other Realm fake IDs, being able to get in. All this had to take place in less than an hour or two, considering the N'SYNC show almost started in the first time the came there, and still went on in the last time (and how long, anyway, would a show in a small club be?) Anyway, the point is, wouldn't the bouncer recognize them? If not in the second time, then the third? I know a lot of people come in there, and he could've forgotten, but that's a lot to forget in such a small time gap.
Sabrina: Which relative gave me a picture of fire?
Salem: One of the pirates.
Sabrina: I'm related to them?
Salem: It involves a third cousin and a crazy night in Kingston, Jamaica.
Zelda: I know I've said it before, but the pirates being here is all your fault!
Hilda: Oh pipe down and help me find the cattle prod.
ID Card: Sorry sweetie, but now that you an Other Realm fake ID, your magic is also fake.
Sabrina: My magic is fake? Why can't they just outlaw all the illegal stuff?
Zelda: So our magic is being delivered to our house.
Hilda: And, as usual, Salem got it wrong, and, as usual, the Magic Management department was rude about it!
Salem: Maybe your aunts can help.
Sabrina: A good idea, they always get a kick out of Sabrina-defying-authority stories.
Salem: If told with puppets.
Valerie: Sabrina, my parents are freaking out. The ID is talking!
Sabrina: What?! Oh that's just a security device. Oh, I'm the only one who knows how to turn it off.
Valerie: I'll bring it right over.
Sabrina: Good... No! Pirates!
Sabrina: I didn't say pirates, I said... by gum! By gum don't come here!
Sabrina: Valerie! I need to get that ID back from you.
Valerie: My mom has it.
Sabrina: Why'd you give it to her?
Valerie: She found it, but luckily she was lenient. I'm just not allowed to have any fun ever again.
Salem: 'Heirloom: A family item passed from one generation to the next. Usually irreplaceable' Shoot! I guess I've got to fix that board... or find a more forgiving dictionary.
Valerie: I just heard that the new club has a great band playing tonight.
Sabrina: Listen Valerie, I'm not in the mood, Harvey's busy, we're not eighteen...
Valerie: It's N'Sync.
Sabrina: And that changes everything!
Sabrina: We don't have any.
Valerie: We're only seventeen.
Sabrina: Maybe we should have rehearsed a little bit more.
(Trying to carry the shattered family secret board upstairs one piece at a time.)
Salem: You know what'd make this go faster? Hands... and a work ethic.
Sabrina: I think I see the problem. I'm not a cross-eyed red-head and you're not a middle-aged black man.
Harvey: I can't pick a diaper service, it's too hard.
Sabrina: You said the same thing when your parents asked you to do their taxes.
Zelda: You know, I've said this a lot over the last few hundred years but I'm going to say it again: This is all your fault!
Valerie: We have to go to this club! It's an over 18 club. That means people there are driving, getting ready to go to college and maybe even have part-time jobs!
Sabrina: Valerie, you just described us.
Valerie: Yeah, but they're all over 18!
Harvey: I promised my mom I'd research car seats to find the safest kind. Apparently the ones they used for us were death traps.
Zelda: The Witches Council isn't going to be happy about this. Housing prisoners is a sacred duty. Almost as sacred as letting them go!
Blackbeard: Excuse me, may we have some water?
Hook: And maybe some oxygen?
Hilda: Why do I have to look for the family secret board now?
Zelda: Because Sabrina's at school and I wanna surprise her with it.
Hilda: Oh yeah, I can't wait to see the look of indifference on her face.
Hilda (After being stabbed by the pirates): If I start leaking bile, mister, somebody's getting a time out!
(Trying to rehabilitate the pirates)
Zelda: Ok no! You don't greet a guest by stabbing them!
N'SYNC- God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You
N'SYNC- Tearing Up My Heart
Libby and Mr. Kraft do not appear in this episode.
When Sabrina flies into the living room, she is dressed like Peter Pan, the classic J.M. Barrie character who never wanted to grow up.
Salem: Long live the teen.
This is an pun to the phrase "Long live the Queen".
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