Salem: Ah this beautiful carol takes me back. Mumsy would hum it while she baked gingerbread until she realised that the oven was set too high and then the screaming would start. Oh I love Christmas.
Hilda: Salem, I hate to throw a wet Yule-log on your warm, heart felt Christmas memories but... Zelda and I aren't getting you an eighteen wheel big rig.
Salem: But it's all I asked for!
Zelda: Face it, you're bad with gears.
Salem: Fine, I don't need your gifts because this year my true-love is sending me the twelve days of Christmas.
Zelda: Who is your true-love?
Salem: Moi! I ordered it from the Other Realm's online eighty-nine cents store.
Hilda: Oh I love the eighty-nine cents store. Except for that exact change rule.
Salem: It's a beautiful way for me to tell me I love me.