Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Season 4 Episode 12

Sabrina, Nipping at Your Nose

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Dec 17, 1999 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Hilda: We're swamped and we're short handed. Why do they only loan prisoners out to clean highways?
      Zelda: Let's get some help from the Other Realm. 'To help us cope with the Christmas rush, send us workers in a hurry. In other words, mush!'
      Hilda: You two look like Santa's elves.
      Powell: The uniforms always give us away. I'm Powell, this is Pressburger.
      Hilda: (Reading the elves' resumes) It says here, you left Santa's workshop over creative differences. Please elaborate?
      Powell: I don't wanna slam Santa but... let me put it to you this way. He doesn't have much of a sense of humor when it comes to 'fat' jokes, not even the funny ones.
      Pressburger: And that kiss between me and Mrs. Claus. There was mistletoe all over the workshop for crying out loud.
      Zelda: (Reading) Tell me about your years at Harvard?
      Powell: Complete fabrication.
      Hilda: Thank goodness, you're hired.