Hilda: (Reading a note that popped up from the toaster) Oh. Salem, it says here your first twelve days of Christmas present is about to arrive.
Salem: (At seeing the present) Danny Bonaduce! This is the best Partridge in a pear tree I could ask for!
Danny: Happy holidays everyone. Cool, egg-nog. You got any ham?
Salem: Back in the tree Bonaduce!
Danny: I gotta get a better agent.