Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Zelda: What are you doing? Salem: Can't you see, he's ripping you off! Zelda: He seems like a perfectly honest man. Salem: Yeah, and I don't use your toothbrush to clean my ears. Zelda: Oh that's disgusting!

Zelda: Salem, I did it! I found the perfect car at the first dealer. It's blue, the leather is practically new and it has the most darling cup holders. Salem: Cup holders? What about the mileage? The tread on the tires? Has the car ever been in a accident? Zelda: Oh I didn't think to ask but there's a lighted make-up mirror on both visors. Salem: (Sighs) Never send a woman to do a cats job. Salem: (answering the ringing phone) Yello? Car Salesman: Hello Mrs. Spellman? Salem: Yes this is Mr. Spellman. My wife hasn't made up her mind yet. Zelda: What are you doing? Salem: (On phone) I know she said she liked the car but I can't let her take it at that price. Zelda: Salem, give me that phone. Salem: (On phone) Let's just say she's a lot more competent in the boudoir than she is under the hood. Zelda: (On phone) Hello, this is Mrs. Spellman. I'm afraid I'll have to call you back, I'm about to become a widow. Salem: Ghe?! Zelda: I told you I can handle this. Salem: N'yeah-yeah? Then why did Mr. Let's-make-a-deal immediately give me five hundred dollars off? Zelda: What?! He said that price was firm. What makes him think that he can take advantage of me? Salem: You're a rube?