(A very bad singer performs at the coffeehouse) Hilda: His resume said he had two Grammys! Roxie: Yeah, but what it didn't say is that they were married to his two grandpappies!
Salem: I can't believe those dumb broads left a treasure map in the kitchen. Ha-ha! I expect it from Hilda, but a quantum physicist? Na-ha-ha! There's over five-hundred thousand dollar of gold buried in this turf! Salem: (His claws begin to hit a box) Oh lord have mercy, I've hit the mother lode! Thanks to the hags I'll be able to blow this pop-stand one filthy rich cat. (After getting caught in a booby-trap) Ghe! (Salem begins to sob) Zelda: (To Hilda) Well he was right about the filthy part.
Salem: (Arriving at the window sill of Sabrina's place) Me-ow! I love a good cat-fight. Sabrina, let's talk estate planning. Here's my proposal for dividing up our aunties assets. Sabrina: Our aunties? Salem: I get the car, the house, the time-share on Neptune and you, you lucky devil, get that, one-of-a-kind, spider clock. Sabrina: Salem, I don't wanna talk about this. I hope my aunts live forever and I don't care what I get. Salem: I already took the liberty of assuming that. Sign here sis. Sabrina: Y'know Salem, I've got bigger problems than this okay. I've got to figure out how to be a good muse or Kevin's gonna dump me for some girl who's more naturally interesting than I am. Salem: I can't help you there. The only thing I ever inspired was mandatory spaying. Why don't you ask a real muse?
Hilda: Sabrina and Kevin make such an adorable couple, I've never seen her this happy. Our little niece may be walking down the isle before we do. (realizing Zelda is crying) Oh it is sad isn't it? What if she has kids before we do? Zelda: (crying) Larry Linterman died. Hilda: But Larry was in the prime of his life?! We were just at his four hundredth birthday party! Salem: (coming into the room crying) I just- I just heard the news about Larry. Why? Why? Zelda: I didn't know you were so close? Salem: Why didn't he make out a will? I sucked up to that dunderhead for twenty years and for what? So the Other Realm government could come in and pocket what's rightfully mine. Zelda: You know Hilda, Salem makes a good point. Hilda: Sucking up to people is a waste?
Trevor Lissauer (Miles) does not appear in this episode. Nor is he credited.
Sabrina: I could be the next Layla, Mandy ... Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown. "Layla" is the title of one of Eric Clapton's most famous songs. "Mandy" is a famous song by Barry Manilow. "Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" is a song by Jim Croce.
Sabrina: I woke, I got out of bed... Kevin: Did you drag a comb across your head? This is a reference to the Beatles' song, "A Day in the Life".
Muses are creatures from Roman mythology who inspire creativity and passion.
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