Sabrina, the Teenage Witch Season 2 Episode 6

Sabrina: I thought you were dating Jack...
Valerie: Well, I can juggle two guys. Wow... two guys... this new deodorant rocks!

Mr. Kraft (to Sonny): Please, give my regards to Hilda. And next time, I'm pulling your ponytail, Susie!

Mr. Kraft: I have to follow my heart!
Hilda (as Sonny): Well, did you have to follow it here?

Valerie: Let's face it. We've been ditched for loud thing that go fast.

Zelda: I wish you would learn that it's never a good idea to turn yourself into a boy.
Hilda: Oh there was no harm done, except for those four cheese-steaks I ate.

Salem: Go to The Slicery and mark your territory. Well that may be the cat talking but it works either way.

Salem: FREEZE! Don't squirt that perfume unless you want to be a boy who gets beaten up.
Sabrina: Man, that was close.
Salem: It's not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinking like a dude. Have you picked a name yet?
Sabrina: Kirby?
Salem: We're back to getting beaten up here.

Hilda (about Zelda): The last time she tried a boy spell, she got lost for fifty years because she refused to ask for directions.

Sabrina: Got a sec'?
Zelda: Just one. I've got a lecture to get to.
Sabrina: Okay, I'll make this quick. What's the mystery of men?
Zelda: Let me get my calendar and see if I can clear the next decade.

Sabrina: Tell me what the big stuff is?
Salem: Sorry honey but in the words of the immortal bard, that's for me know and for you to stay up at night boo-hooin' 'cause you'll never find out.
Sabrina: Men!
Salem: Women!
Sabrina: Cats!

Sabrina: So how's the car coming along?
Harvey: We're just having trouble getting it to um... you know... start.
Valerie: Are you using the right key? Because that's messed me up before.