Sabrina, the Teenage Witch Season 2 Episode 24

Sabrina: If I don't go, I'll be president of the Geeks Anonymous! Only, I won't be anonymous...

Hairdresser: Listen, I'm going to need a bucket of ice, some antiseptic ointment and I need Sabrina to sign a release form. And why don't you turn up the stereo, it helps to drown out the screams.

Sabrina: What are you doing here?
Quizmaster: Just checking out your new digs. Can't quiz you if I can't find you. (to Hilda) Mind if I use your shower?
Hilda: Go ahead, just don't use my razor again.

Harvey: Hey, did you hear about Gordie's party? I bet the cops'll be there before ten.
Sabrina: I can't go.
Harvey: You have to go! You'll have nothing in common with the entire student body if you don't go. I mean, I'll still like you but I don't think we'll have anything to talk about.

Harvey: The seats are right next to the speakers.
Sabrina (wishing she could go to the concert): Oh man, that's where the fights usually break out.

Mr. Kraft: But I... All right, that's the last time I buy Minoxidil out of somebody's trunk.

Sabrina: How can you hate it? It's just like home.
Salem: 'Cause I hate change and it smells like sweat and spit.
Sabrina: That's you!
Salem: Oh boy.

Salem: Hey, I'm trying to sleep! Why can't you act like a normal family and argue on the front lawn?