Harvey: Is it just me, or has the cafeteria food gotten worse this year?
(A boy vomits in the background)
Sabrina: It's not just you.
(A guy walks up to Dreama, kisses her, and walks away)
Dreama: I did a "kiss me" spell. It's a fast and easy way to make mortal friends.
Sabrina: Yeah, if you want to be called fast and easy.
Salem: How about a neurosurgeon?
Sabrina: No thanks, I'm in a toast mood.
Zelda: Salem's filling out a questionnaire for his high school reunion. Apparently, it's a work of fiction.
Sabrina: (Reading the cat's questionnaire) "I perform lobotomies in the off season when I'm not playing free safety for the Dallas Cowboys." You left out the part where you sit around and scratch your butt.
Salem: This reunion is gonna be great. Seeing all my old cronies, pretending I know about the brain.
Hilda: How are you gonna explain the fact that you now have four legs, pointy ears and a furry belly, Mr. Convicted Felon?
Salem: I've got it all figured out. No one will care that I slipped up playing the morality game as long as I walk into that reunion with a gorgeous trophy on my arm.
Juliette, (the cat) is also at "Sabrina Down Under", as Hillary
The tipster's name "Sore Throat" is an allusion to "Deep Throat" who served as Bob Woodward's tipster, when they were trying to expose the coverup behind the Watergate scandal.
The title alludes to Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
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