Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Marnie: My sources say that the breakup is imminent. That is, if I understand my dog analogies. Josh: Great. Now why don't you get back to work. (Pause) That's code for "Why don't you get back to work."

Salem: I can't believe my little girl has finally forgiven me. From here on in, whatever pumpkin wants, pumpkin gets. Sabrina: And she wants you to perform the duties of father of the bride. Salem: Are you nuts?! I just wanted to go and watch it from the back like Stella Dallas. I can't do father of the bride stuff, I'm the cat! Sabrina: You can write a check and walk her down the aisle. Salem: What'll I do on the father, daughter dance? Ride on her shoe? And I can't... (A sudden thought) Hey, would you be my second and perform any duties I'm too furry to do? Sabrina: Maid of honor, back-up father of the bride. Fine, but I draw the line at catering.

Sabrina: I know it's personal and I don't wanna pry so I won't ask any questions. Salem: Thank you... Annabelle blames me for being away so much when she was growing up! Sabrina: Is that because you were away so much when she was growing up? Salem: Yeah, but collapsing governments isn't something you can do from home. Sabrina: Y'know, I'm finding it hard to be impartial here but... there's so little you've done right. Why didn't you ever call? Salem: I felt too guilty to call, and then when I was found guilty, I really felt too guilty to call, but I still love my little pumpkin Sabrina: Is there anything I can do to help? Salem: Just spit-balling, but... Annabelle: (In the Other Realm) So let me get this straight. My father is your house-pet? Sabrina: A very contrite house-pet and-and he loves you very much and he desperately wants to share your wedding with you. (Annabelle starts crying like Salem) Sabrina: You've certainly got your fathers cry. Annabelle: I always wanted him to be in my wedding, I just wanted him to ask. Sabrina: Well I'm asking for him. Annabelle: Close enough. (Starts sobbing again) Oh I'm sorry, I'm just so overwhelmed. There's so much to planning a wedding.