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Hilda Antoinette Spellman
Harvey Dwight Kinkle (recurring in season 5-7)
In this episode, Harvey tells Sabrina that he loves her (for the first time).
(Sabrina is tied to the rail tracks and starts screaming)
Sabrina: I guess it's silly to scream in a silent movie...
Mr. Kraft: Miss Birkhead, are you having any luck recouping those IOU's?
Valerie: I'm selling my kidney on Ebay.
Zelda (to Hilda): I'm relieved your magic is out. Willard and his grandmother are coming to dinner tonight. And you won't be able to use your magic to spoil the evening.
Salem: She still got a mouth...
Sabrina: There's future uncle Mr. Kraft... I wish my aunt Zelda would realize what a villain he is.
Valerie: I know, I get woozy every time he heads my way. Is he heading my way?
Sabrina: Yep! Time to put my most obnoxious foot forward.
Mr. Kraft: Well, I just scored a shipment of used computer science books. It haven't been that many technological advances since the 50's...
Sabrina: Yeah? You and what army? (Mr. Kraft leaves) Ok, that wasn't obnoxious, that was just stupid!
Valerie: Maybe Mr. Kraft won't wanna live with an idiot...
Valerie: I was so excited about getting a job at the school store until I found out Mr. Kraft is gonna be my boss.
Sabrina: Well, I was so excited about life until I found out Mr. Kraft is gonna be my step uncle!
Valerie: Your aunt Zelda is marrying Mr. Kraft? It can't be!
Sabrina: Oh, it be!
(The house has just gone from a silent movie back to normal)
Sabrina: We're in color... and I can talk! (Harvey stares at her) Just reminding myself to appreciate the little things.
Sabrina: Thankfully, my mistake showed you that Mr. Kraft really is a villain.
Zelda: Uh-uh, and Harvey really is a Mountie.
(When they see King Kong and Fay Wray come through the Linen Closet)
Sabrina: Did my silent movie spell turn into a horror movie spell?
Zelda: No, it's just another relative with another clue to the family secret.
Sabrina: Oh, I see the family resemblance. Aunt Hilda, you look just like Fay Wray.
Hilda: You think?
Zelda: Fay Wray is the clue but we are related to Kong.
Hilda: (to Sabrina) He's a third cousin with a pituitary problem.
Sabrina: Oh okay. So I've got Fay, a picture of me and a picture of Robert E. Lee. Fay-me-lee. Family! So the Spellman family secret is about the Spellman family! I got nothin'!
Salem: (After going outside after the Silent Movie starts) Ah, it's nice to hear the sound of my own voice. Fal-la-la-la-la-la-la-lugh!
(Sabrina grabs this throat to shut him up)
Salem: I gather you want an explanation? Did you put a silence spell on you and Hilda?
Salem: Well, when you incant two silence spells under one roof, everything under the roof becomes a silent movie.
(Sabrina writes out another question to ask Salem)
Salem: Why didn't it kick-in when you cast the spells? Er because.
(More writing by Sabrina)
Salem: Why am I so worthless?
(Sabrina goes back in the house)
Salem: That's just rude!
Sabrina (to Harvey after he leaves for class): Ok, well let's get together and almost talk another time!
Sabrina: I've got a plan. I'm gonna act as obnoxious as possible. He won't want to live with a troubled teen.
Harvey: Sabrina, can I talk to you alone?
Sabrina: Sure, if we can get rid of Miss Third-wheel over here. (Sees the look on Valerie's face) Sorry, I was just trying to act obnoxious, you know, for Mr. Kraft?
Valerie: Oh good, I was worried it was a new nickname.
Libby: Miss Third-wheel? I like it!
Zelda: I have something very important to tell you. Something that could change all our lives forever.
Sabrina: You're buying me a new car?
Salem: You're havin' my baby?
Hilda: Stop it, let her talk.
Zelda: You see...
Hilda (Interrupting Zelda): Oh! We're finally getting a cabana boy?
This episode marks Libby and Valerie's last appearance.
When Sabrina and Hilda are thinking of what it would be like as a big happy family with Willard Kraft, they imagine they're the Brady Bunch.
The Brady Bunch is a show that is about two families; one with a single mother and three girls and one with a single father with three boys. The mother and father get married and they have a housekeeper called Alice who in this episode, Salem portrays.
Hilda (thinking about being a "big happy family" with Williard): I'll take Jan Brady to block!
This is an allusion to the game show Hollywood Squares.
Valerie: Okay, I'll take your IOU but you have to sign it.
(The boy signs the paper, takes the books and leaves.)
Valerie: (Calling after him) Have a nice day... (Reading) Obi-Wan Ken... Hey!
The boy has signed the name 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' which is the name of a main character in the 'Star Wars' movies.
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