Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sabrina: Hey! My old jewelry box. Look! It's the charm bracelet my grandma gave me. I was afraid I'd lost it. Salem: Touching... and it's going to get me a pet how? Sabrina: Salem, everything I know about manipulation I learned from you. Salem: You're sweet. What's your point? Sabrina: Stop asking aunt Zelda for a pet... move on to Miss Pushover, aunt Hilda. Salem: And the student becomes the teacher. The circle of life is complete.

Harvey: Sabrina, you've got car air fresheners in your ears. Sabrina: They'd look ridiculous on my shoes.

Salem: An armadillo? A goldfish? How about an iguana? Hilda: Ah... things that taste better deep-fried? Zelda: No, Salem is badgering me to let him get a pet. Sabrina: A pet for Salem? But he's childish, irresponsible, scatter-brained... Zelda (interrupting her): By the way, I found your keys in the front door. And the notebook you lost in the drier... Sabrina: But I don't want a pet.

Mr. Kraft: (Showing off his gold brick to everybody) Hey! I've been saving to buy this for twenty years. This is a fine example of what hard work can bring you. Brad: A gold brick? Mr. Kraft: Yes. Brad: You didn't buy that from gypsies, did you? Harvey: I probably would have squandered my savings on securities and Internet start-ups. Mr. Kraft: Well, you will lose that mocking tone soon enough when you try to buy a loaf of bread with paper money after the world economy collapses, or we're invaded by aliens. Sabrina: Aliens? Mrs. Quick: Now you get an idea of the calibre of conversation in the teachers lounge.

Sabrina: Look who I found all alone in the attic. Zelda: You know, that reminds me. One of these days we really have to get up there and clean out all that useless old junk. Salem: I'm right here. Sabrina: And look, I found my old charm bracelet. Hilda: Sabrina, it's beautiful and I'm sure you appreciate it even more because you didn't just zap it in with your new credit card. Salem: Can I have a pet? Hilda: No. Salem: Please? Hilda: Oh okay. Zelda: Hilda! Hilda: Oh lighten up, who cares if Salem gets a pet? So what if Sabrina zaps in a couple of things from the Other Realm? It's not the end of the world!

Sabrina: Salem what are you doing up here? Salem: Playing the pity card, I want a pet! I want something to play with, something to give me unconditional love the way I do for you. Sabrina: Oh so you were thinking of something in the disease family?