Jenny: Libby treated me like a human!
Harvey: It's a good thing we got a picture, otherwise Sabrina would think we'd pulled a Yeltsin!
Jenny: Libby would never show her face here.
Harvey: We could fake it. My dad says Russia's on their third Boris Yeltsin.
Jenny: You can't fake a person.
Sabrina: That's right, you can't! Gotta go.
Jenny: Howard, are you here to adopt a grandparent?
Howard: No, I'm doing an article for the school paper about community service. It's called "Westbridge Cares." Although apparently not that much.
Harvey: Libby, you did a good thing. Deal with it!
Libby: I've been framed!
Libby: What's going on?
Jill: Some foreign exchange students are sitting in our table.
Libby: Deport them...
Sabrina: Well I've been here two hours and Mrs. Hartle woke up just long enough to tell me why foreigners are ruining this country and then she went back to sleep.
Hilda: I'll take that as a compliment. So how was your date with Rick?
Zelda: Oh, not so good. I'm starting to feel really weird about the age difference. I mean normally I don't care about these things but Rick keeps bringing up stuff that makes me feel old.
Hilda: Like what?
Zelda: Oh he keeps talking about how he can't wait for the turn of the century. Big deal, I've done that five times.
Sabrina: Wow! Awesome photo of Elijah Wood.
Nana Oh he's my little honey.
Sabrina: You know him?
Nana: Noah Wyle introduced us.
Sabrina: You know Noah Wyle!
Nana: Only through Christian Slater.
Sabrina: I love Christian Slater. How do you know these people?
Nana: Well when you get to be my age you know just about everybody.
Sabrina: This is kind of awkward but would you like to be my Grandmother?
Harvey: This is already better than visiting my real Grandparents, I don't have to take my ear rings out.
Sabrina: Hey Harvey, over here. We need you to sign up.
Harvey: I did, on my way in.
Sabrina: Yes but nobody else has, so could you do it again and do it loudly?
Harvey: All right.
Harvey: (Loudly) Sure, I'd love to adopt a Grandparent. Old people are so much fun, they know tons of stuff and sometimes they give you money.
Sabrina: Salem, what happened to you?
Salem: Too much soup. Groom me. Please groom me.
Mr. Pool: Libby's going to meet Ethan Hawke? How do you know him?
Libby: He's a friend of a friend.
Salem (Singing) Those fingers in my hair, that sly, come-hither stare that strips my conscience bare, it's witchcraft...
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