Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Peter: You know, I just want to thank you for what you did for Roxie. You are a really good friend. Sabrina: Hey, any decent person would go behind her best friend's back and marry her fiancé.

Hilda: I thought you were going to officiate? Salem: Aunt Irma questioned my credentials. Like the internet isn't a good enough place to be ordained?

Sabrina: Aunt Irma will see how madly in love the bride and groom are and she'll melt. Zelda: Or she'll have a fit and start throwing thunderbolts. Hilda: With the amount of hairspray I have on, I could go up like a roman candle!

Irma: I can't thing of a more perfect match for Peter than our Sabrina. Zelda: Sabrina? You mean Roxie. Irma: Roxie? Is that Sabrina's nickname? Hilda: Yes! Yes, we gave her that name because...as a child, she used to play with rocks. Irma: I always forget how dim you are.

Irma: Hilda, Zelda! Always bridesmaids, never brides. Actually, not even bridesmaids this time. Hilda: Nice to see you too.

Sabrina: You're engaged to this guy yet you have no idea where he lives. Does that tell you something? Roxie: I must really love him! Sabrina: Not the answer I was going for.

Peter: Boy, the bridesmaids really have a lot to do. Sabrina: Yeah, I know and we have to do it all while wearing a really ugly dress.

Josh: I still don't understand why I have to get involved in their relationship. Sabrina: Again, because you love me and the sooner we break them up, the sooner you get to the game. Josh: They're history!

Josh: Sabrina, tell me again why I had tickets for a basketball game but I'm in a snotty French restaurant? Sabrina: Because you love me. And I drove.

Sabrina: Aren't things moving a little fast? I mean it's almost like you're boyfriend and girlfriend. Roxie: Sabrina, we are boyfriend and girlfriend. Sabrina: See?

Zelda: Well, the good news is, Peter and Roxie make an adorable couple. Sabrina: Yeah, but the bad news is, Peter and Roxie make an adorable couple.

Peter: Hi Sabrina, I'm Peter. Your Aunt Irma sent me. Sabrina: Oh, I won't hold that against you.

Miles: I've signed up for a class. Twenty three lithe, long legged ladies and me. Sabrina: And this class is what? Intro to Delusions and Fantasies? Miles: Ballet, which in my case, might be the same thing.

Zelda: Aunt Irma tried to marry off Hilda and me countless times. She gave up on us centuries ago. Salem: As did every man in both realms.