Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Josh: Hey, if I become my father and my father becomes me, am I my own grandpa?

Josh: Most girls just aren't able to play as well as guys. You can't help it, it's just the way you're programmed. Sabrina: The way we're programmed? What am I, a VCR?

Sabrina: I thought we were pretty well matched. I mean I won three games! Josh: Technically. The truth is I was kind of holding back to make you feel better about yourself. Sabrina: Gee thanks, I feel phenomenal!

(After finishing a game of tennis.) Josh: Actually, the custom is to shake, then kiss. Sabrina: Oh right. Like Agassi and Sampras at the French Open?

Zelda: Okay, we'd be happy to tutor you but be forewarned, our witches training program is very intense. Sabrina: Yes, their lessons on hex education are not for the squeamish.

Zelda: Oh look, it's a letter from your cousin Amanda's school and it's marked urgent. (Treating the letter with caution before putting it down.) No sense opening all our mail in one day.

Sabrina: Hey, your favourite college girl's come to see you! Hilda: Felicity's here?

Sabrina: Well I'll tell you what you can do with your all Asian package!... Oh yeah? Well me and my ugly attitude will see you in court! Salem: Sounds like the cable thing isn't workin' out? (Sees Sabrina's face) Ugh! And your face is a bit of a train wreck too! Sabrina: What are you talking about? Salem: Let's just say you put the 'Yuck' in reflyuckshion.