Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sabrina: So we're all agreed. We do what's best for Sabrina? (she puts her hand in) Sabrina (adding her hand): Agreed. Sabrina (adding her hand): Moto agreed. Sabrina: I'm not sure. (on their look) Kidding! Don't gang up on yourself. (She puts her hand in and as all four hands touch the spell is broken. The four forms of Sabrina swirl into a single whole wearing a lovely multicoloured, off the shoulder, full length evening gown.) Sabrina: Well I hope the four of me didn't cause any trouble.

Zelda: That's it! I can't take it anymore! Willard, get out! Mr. Kraft: You're throwing me out? Zelda: Yes! Mr. Kraft: You're throwing me out? Zelda: YES! Mr. Kraft: Well, I just can't stay here under those conditions.

Sabrina: Far be it from me to be the conscience of the group but it seems to me, none of you were doing what you want. Sabrina: Are you? Sabrina: ...No, I'm only going to the Other Realm U to make aunt Zelda happy. Sabrina: Harvey. Sabrina: Josh. Sabrina: Well, it seems the question is, what does Sabrina wanna do?

Hilda: So are you upset that you broke up with Willard? Zelda: No, I'm calm and eager for revenge. Let's get Willard and his beaten up Cordoba. Hilda: Cool déjà-vu. I had the same conversation after my prom, except it was about Brutus and his beaten up chariot. Salem: I just remembered something really important I need to tell you. Zelda: I think you're a little late. Salem: The cable guy called yesterday and said he can't come out till next Tuesday.

Salem: Different. Either I just saw four Sabrinas or that can of stewed meat was way past its expiration date.

Sabrina: Emerson, Boston College, Other Realm University, Back-packing. Salem, how do you make a decision? Salem: You've come to the right man. When I was a military leader I made life and death decisions every day and one method never failed me. Eeny meeny miney mo. Sabrina: You are a wretched excuse for a sounding-board. Salem: Whatever.

Hilda: Don't worry, I'm fine. Just a little fender-bender. Oh I got bagels. Mr. Kraft:Stevie Wonder! Drive much? Hilda: I was pulling into my driveway and you backed into me. Mr. Kraft: By pulling in, I assume you mean speeding at seventy miles an hour? Hilda: No! But let's go back out and do it that way! (To Zelda) I hate your boyfriend. Zelda: Now let's all calm down. The insurance companies will sort it out. Mr. Kraft: Ah-ha, no way. I'm not taking a rate hike just 'cause you live with speed racer here. I am suing!

Sabrina: Okay, now I have four people to disappoint. Salem: Maybe this isn't the best time to tell you but... You got into John Adams College! Sabrina: Wow!... (Disappointed) Oh I can't even think about Adams. Salem: But I really want you to go there. Sabrina: What?! Salem: Just messin' with you. You know I always wanted you to be a Green Beret.