Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Hilda: Joyce? You used an other realm party planner?
Zelda: Throwing a party behind our backs!
Sabrina: Well technically I did tell you about the party before you left.

Sabrina: Come on people, pick up after yourselves! And who didn't use a coaster? (Lights goes on and the music stops)
Zelda: A soda ring on the piano is the least of your worries.
Sabrina: But it's the only one I know how to solve!

Morgan: I gotta hand it to you, Spellman. For a girl who still carves pumpkins, you know how to have fun. This is the greatest party of all time!
Sabrina: Yeah you've said that before.
Morgan: Yeah but this is one of the rare moments where I'm being sincere.

Hilda: Are you telling me I got all dressed up to come to a dump?
Zelda: Say landfill, it sounds much better.

Sabrina: Why are you leaving after only twenty minutes?
Josh: (To Morgan) Why are we leaving after only twenty minutes?
Morgan: Because we decided it would be rude to leave after fifteen.

Sabrina: Come on, guys! You at least have to bob for something.
Roxie: Okay, I'll bob for the door.
Miles: I'll bob with you!

Sabrina: Hey, guys! How's it going?
Roxie: I'm standing here with Miles. What do you think?
Miles: If this is the greatest party of all time, I'm glad I'm a social outcast.

Salem: (Sabrina is dressed as Little Bo Peep) Oh, Miss Bo Peep! It seems you've lost your sheep!
Sabrina: I didn't lose him, he's right here! (Zaps a sheep costume on Salem)
Salem: Ghe?! I can't pick up college chicks like this! On the other hand, I'm so soft and fuzzy!

Hilda: Why are you in such a hurry for us to leave?
Sabrina: Because the sooner you leave, the sooner I can throw that wild, crazy party I've been planning in secret!
Hilda: Good one!

Josh: I'll be there. Where am I going?
Sabrina: To the best Halloween party of all time!
Roxie: We get to bring our own fruit!

Sabrina: It's time to put on the orange and black and show the world who I am.
Salem: Hallelujah, sista!
Sabrina: Amen, brotha!

Ghoul: Before this turns into an After School Special, we're about to go into overtime. Sabrina:(to Zelda and Hilda) Could I continue my apology after I take the monsters back to Joyce's? Zelda: Fine. But this mess will stay be waiting for you, and so will we. Sabrina: Okay, but if you want to start cleaning up... (Zelda and Hilda glare) Don't you dare!

(Hilda and Zelda have just arrived at their house after a party in the Other Realm to find it packed with partygoers) Zelda: Who are all these people? Hilda: And why, once again, do I feel overdressed?!

Zelda: He must be having some problems with his wife. Sabrina: His wife? Zelda: The Bride of Frankenstein. Hilda: A lot of fog in that movie too! Or was there?

Sabrina: Have you seen Frankenstein? Hilda: Years ago at the drive-in. I always wondered, was there a lot of fog in that movie, or was it just on the windshield?