Featured Music: "The Hard Way" by Faith Hill
When Sabrina is at the meeting for first time voters, you can see a poster for Hilda's political party the "Party Party".
Mrs. Quick: I'm addicted to game shows. Sabrina: Well, at least it's legal. Mrs. Quick: I was in a 12-step program once. It was fun; they'd give you clues and you had to figure out when and where the meetings were held. Didn't help to kick the habit, though.
Zelda: Sabrina, don't worry. You'll figure out the family secret in time to vote. How many clues have you solved? Sabrina: Wait a minute while I add them up... One! Hilda: Sabrina, we had no idea you were so slow. I mean, behind...
Valerie: I need you for one more fitting. Please? Harvey: I can't! I have plans, and they all involve me wearing pants.
Mrs. Quick: A cat... eating a banana... how strange... Sabrina: Oh, well he's part chimp on his mother's side.
Sabrina: Harvey! You'd do anything for me, right? Harvey: I'm not feathering my hair again.
(After going upstairs when they hear a marching band play.) Salem: It's election time in the Other Realm! Uncle Roy (handing out a voting pamphlet to Sabrina): I want you to vote. (Hilda) I want you to stop calling me! (Goes back to the closet to the Other Realm) Sabrina: Was that Uncle Sam? Zelda: In the Other Realm he's known as "Uncle Roy". We're not sure why.
Hilda: Stupid crossword puzzle! Zelda: This is not gonna turn out ugly like that tic-tac-toe incident, is it? Hilda: You know, despite my dating history, I can't think of a word for a male turkey. Sabrina: Coffee... Hilda: No, something with three letters.
Salem: Did you hear the good news? Sabrina: What? Salem: Thank God it's Frigyah!
Mrs. Quick: What a wonderful dream! Alone with Harrison Ford, dancing in the gardens of Versailles... go back to sleep...
Zelda: So how was life on the prairie? Sabrina: You knew about that? Hilda: We had to sign the release form. Zelda: Lucky for you the Witches Council was so busy with the election they didn't have time to send you back to the real prairie. Sabrina: Oh, so you're trying to sugarcoat the fact that they took a shortcut?
Sabrina: Stupid embers... Hey, that clue wasn't fire, it was ember! M plus ember equals member! Mrs. Quick: That's really good Sabrina. That makes much more sense than what I had: m'fire.
Sabrina: 'M' plus fire? I've got it! M'fire! Salem: Right! M'fire! That makes so much sense. Let's use it in a sentence. Run! Run! The house is on m'fire. Sabrina: I've got a better one. You're m'fired. Salem: You can't m'fire me! I m'quit!
Salem: Hello, I'm Mr. Saberhagen and you may refer to me as Mr. Saberhagen. Sabrina: How did I end up with you as my tutor?
Libby and Mr. Kraft don't appear in this episode.
The title is an allusion to "The Long and Winding Road," a pop ballad written by Paul McCartney.
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