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Hilda Antoinette Spellman
Salem Saberhagen, the Cat (voice)
From this episode on, the audience learns of Harvey's hockey career. However, in high school, Harvey played football and never mentioned even a liking for hockey.
Hilda: Are you accusing me of stealing your pearl earrings?
Zelda: No, I'm saying they're missing and you're the only one in the house.
Hilda: I don't know which is more insulting... the fact that you think I would steal your earrings, or the fact I would actually wear them! Do I look like Sandra Day O'Connor?
Salem: I'm the real Salem Saberhagen!
Salem: And who am I, Joey Lawrence?
Mercury: You ruined my only pair of skates and now you're going to have to pay the consequences.
Sabrina: No, please don't peck out my liver! I have mid terms in two weeks and it's really hard to study without a vital organ!
Mercury: I have no use for bronzed skates.
Sabrina: Can't you just un-bronze them?
Mercury: Could you?
Sabrina: No, but I'm just a witch, you're a god.
Mercury: Have you ever heard of the god of un-bronzing?
Sabrina: Isn't he the one who brought us sunscreen?
Hilda: For once in your 658 years, will you own up to your real feelings?
Zelda: All right! You want real feelings, sister? I'll give you real feelings. I think President Banning is out of his mind to be going out with you.
Hilda: Oh yeah? Well, who asked you?
Zelda: You did!
Hilda: Sure, throw that in my face!
Salem: So, you and Zelda's boss. Frankly, if I was Zelda, I'd be a wee bit upset.
Hilda: If you were Zelda, I'd be suicidal.
Hilda: Wayne is really gonna love my impromptu little dinner.
Salem: Don't you think the president of the college deserves something a little classier than boloney and ding dongs?
Hilda: Did you not notice the cheese whiz?
Salem: I stand corrected.
Sabrina: Don't ask questions, just do as I say.
Harvey: Suddenly I feel like we're dating again.
Sabrina: (All in one breath.) I'm sorry to bother you but my ex-boyfriend is playing in a big hockey game right now and he's got this ankle injury and the coach has benched him and I was wondering if you had a pair of really fast ice skates I could borrow?
Mercury: And you are the goddess of what? Run on sentences?
Miles: I'm convinced the cause of my uncle Buddy's death was aunt May's relish. Not that uncle Buddy didn't have it coming.
Sabrina: I'll be right back. I've got to get more relish for my sausage.
Josh: I'll get it for you.
Sabrina: No no no no! I'm very particular about the relish on my sausage. If there's too much relish, it can overpower the sausage. If there's not enough, it can...underpower it.
Josh: Do you give this much thought to all your condiments?
Sabrina: Don't get me started on horseradish.
Miles: The beauty of ice is that after you fall on it, you can use it to bring down the swelling.
Miles: Every sporting event I go to, I get hit in the head by something. There can be sixty thousand people in the stadium and, no matter where I'm sitting, the puck or the ball or the matador comes flying up and hits me on the head.
Sabrina: (To Josh.) Oh you don't have to spend a cent on me as long as we're together.
Morgan: That's a sentence you will never ever hear me say.
Morgan: Harvey's the star of the team and I'm the star's girlfriend!
Josh: And I'm gonna hurl.
Josh: I've gotta go. The dead end newspaper's sending me to photograph the Pope!
Hilda: Yeah, but does the paper give you free lattes?
Sabrina: He can't get that here either.
(On the phone.)
Sabrina: Hi. What ya doing?
Zelda: Just replicating a sequence of deoxyribonucleic acid.
Sabrina: You're cloning? Wow, I am so proud to have you as my aunt. I mean, you're not only brilliant, you're beautiful, kind and you're very very very special to me.
Zelda: How much money do you need?
Sabrina: How much can you clone?
Sabrina: (regarding Harvey's bad playing in the hockey game) Oh, he's back up. You know what they say, you can't keep a good man down.
Josh: (wincing) Ooow! Or Kinkle up.
Morgan: This is so humiliating.
Sabrina: Oh, Harvey'll bounce back.
Morgan: I meant for me, I'm his girlfriend.
Roxie: It looks like the coach is benching him. Wow! I've never seen anyone fall off the bench before.
Tom: Let's hope they keep him benched for the rest of the season.
Sabrina: This is exactly what Harvey was afraid of.
Tom: Hey Kinkle! You stinkle!
Josh: Man, even I'm feeling sorry for the guy.
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