Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Miles: I'm not comfortable in a large group. Sabrina: What do you consider a large group? Miles: Anyone more than me.

Sabrina: Miles, you can't stay in every night, how is everyone going to know what a great guy you are if all you do is...hey, can you point this thing at the men's weight room?

(Jim-Thom is now delivering pizzas; he sees Salem) Salem: You! Jim-Thom: You! (Sabrina walks back out into the living room and sees Jim-Thom) Sabrina: You! Jim-Thom: (to Sabrina) You! (to Zelda) No charge. (runs out of the house)

Zelda: I'm back! Salem: Doh! Sabrina, please don't tell Zelda what happened? She'll never let me stay alone again. Sabrina: Exactly, she'll make you stay with me. My lips are sealed. Zelda: Hey. Sabrina: Hey. So how was the rest of genius camp? Zelda: Well Da Vinci was a dream, Kierkegaard was a lech and Einstein short sheeted my bed! How was your weekend, Salem? Salem: Very quiet. Nothing out of the ordinary, right Sabrina?

Zelda: Okay, how do I look? Salem: Like a vision, an angel descended from heaven. In short... Me-ow! Zelda: Whatever it is you want... No. Salem: I want nothing but to wish you well on your Other Realm egg-head retreat. Zelda: (Getting her jacket from the stand) You just wanna get rid of me so you can have one of your wild bachelor weekends. Of all the times for Hilda to be picking coffee beans in Honduras. Salem: You don't have to worry about me partying. I'll be having a quiet weekend curled up with Memoirs of a Geisha. Zelda: I appreciate that. The last thing I wanna do is stress-out about you while I'm at Genius Polusa.

Kenji: You really irritate me, you embarrass me, Salmon. Salem: The name's Salem, you idiot! If you're going to hold me hostage you could at least show me some respect and call me by my real... (sees Jim-Thom)...meow. Ahh, jeez.

Jim-Thom: Hmm, food in one hand, a cat in the other. You give me a discount or I report you to the health department.