Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Zelda: Are you still trying to prove electrons can hear? Zelda: Don't laugh... Sabrina: Because they might hear me?

Sabrina: Cousin Zsa Zsa, you sold me ambition with no perspective. Hilda: And that's dangerous. You sold Blind Ambition. Zsa Zsa: Perspective is imported. It's very expensive. Hilda: Well, import some now. I mean it!

Sabrina: I've gotta do something. I can't stand what Harvey's become. Salem: Dope fiend? Degenerate gambler? Petty thief? Sabrina: An aggressive, ambitious multimillionaire. Salem: How awful! Will you tell Harvey I always liked him?

Harvey: I need a headquarters for my empire, so I'm gonna raise the entire block and put up a skyscraper. Sabrina: But you can't! There's an orphanage and a retirement home on this block! Harvey: And lucky for me, old folks and kids are bad negotiators.

Harvey: This East German transmission is driving me crazy. I figure it's either a valve or they're plotting to take over the world again.

Sabrina: Oh hi Zsa Zsa, I don't have any time for any pranks so just leave the joy buzzer and I'll shock myself with it later.

Salem: Oh dear lord! I used too much concealer! I'm invisible! Zsa Zsa: And in debt. Hilda: But on the bright side, you really can't see those bags.

Zelda: I have fun! Working non-stop to achieve a goal is enormously pleasurable. Hilda: Oh that's right, they have that new 'all work' ride at Disneyworld.

Sabrina: Do you think that I should be worried that Harvey isn't going to college? Hilda: I didn't go to college. Sabrina: Oh he's doomed I tell you! Doomed!

Sabrina: Wait! So you're really not gonna go to college? Harvey: Nope! Sabrina: Not even clown college?

Zelda: Hilda always gets this excited when she's gonna see our cousin Zsa Zsa Goowhiggie. Sabrina: Gesundheit.

Salem: Sabrina, could you either remove these bandages or kill me? (Sabrina removes his bandages and Salem flies out and crashes) Sabrina: Salem, you're visible again! Salem: Yes, but I think I've broken every bone in my body. Could you please put the bandages back on?