Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Season 3 Episode 13

What Price Harvey?

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Jan 15, 1999 on ABC
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Zany cousin Zsa Zsa visits, annoying Zelda with her childish practical jokes that she shares with Hilda. But when Zsa Zsa suggests the sisters try a magical "walk-a-mile-in-my-shoes" spell, the sisters switch personalities. Meanwhile, Sabrina uses some of Zsa Zsa's Ambition cologne to spray on Harvey, in hopes that he will decide to go to college. However, applying too much ambition certainly seems to backfire...moreless

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  • Harvey, the Business Tycoon...

    Concerned about Harvey's decision to become a mechanic and not going to college, Sabrina douses him with a magic cologne that gives ambition, from her cousin Zsa Zsa, that turns him into an industrial tycoon overnight. Harvey decides to tear down the school and build the base of his Empire there. To prevent this, Sabrina casts a spell to show Harvey what will happen if he continues in that path... He will have children that don't feel loved, the students at the highschool will have to wear masks because of the chemical plant in the football field and all of the neighborhood will look like a factory. Harvey doesn't get moved by this and it's up to Sabrina to discover what to do to keep Harvey from destroying everything around him...moreless
Caroline Rhea

Caroline Rhea

Hilda Antoinette Spellman

Beth Broderick

Beth Broderick

Zelda Spellman

Nate Richert

Nate Richert

Harvey Dwight Kinkle (recurring in season 5-7)

Nick Bakay

Nick Bakay

Salem Saberhagen, the Cat (voice)

Melissa Joan Hart

Melissa Joan Hart

Sabrina J. Spellman

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (0)

  • QUOTES (14)

    • Sabrina (about the perfume): Just put it on.
      Harvey: It smells like my dog when he's rolled in something dead! But I like it...

    • Zelda: Are you still trying to prove electrons can hear?
      Zelda: Don't laugh...
      Sabrina: Because they might hear me?

    • Sabrina: Cousin Zsa Zsa, you sold me ambition with no perspective.
      Hilda: And that's dangerous. You sold Blind Ambition.
      Zsa Zsa: Perspective is imported. It's very expensive.
      Hilda: Well, import some now. I mean it!

    • Sabrina: I've gotta do something. I can't stand what Harvey's become.
      Salem: Dope fiend? Degenerate gambler? Petty thief?
      Sabrina: An aggressive, ambitious multimillionaire.
      Salem: How awful! Will you tell Harvey I always liked him?

    • Harvey: I need a headquarters for my empire, so I'm gonna raise the entire block and put up a skyscraper.
      Sabrina: But you can't! There's an orphanage and a retirement home on this block!
      Harvey: And lucky for me, old folks and kids are bad negotiators.

    • Harvey: This East German transmission is driving me crazy. I figure it's either a valve or they're plotting to take over the world again.

    • Sabrina: Oh hi Zsa Zsa, I don't have any time for any pranks so just leave the joy buzzer and I'll shock myself with it later.

    • Salem: Oh dear lord! I used too much concealer! I'm invisible!
      Zsa Zsa: And in debt.
      Hilda: But on the bright side, you really can't see those bags.

    • Zelda: I have fun! Working non-stop to achieve a goal is enormously pleasurable.
      Hilda: Oh that's right, they have that new 'all work' ride at Disneyworld.

    • Sabrina: Do you think that I should be worried that Harvey isn't going to college?
      Hilda: I didn't go to college.
      Sabrina: Oh he's doomed I tell you! Doomed!

    • Sabrina: Wait! So you're really not gonna go to college?
      Harvey: Nope!
      Sabrina: Not even clown college?

    • Zelda: Hilda always gets this excited when she's gonna see our cousin Zsa Zsa Goowhiggie.
      Sabrina: Gesundheit.

    • Salem: Sabrina, could you either remove these bandages or kill me?
      (Sabrina removes his bandages and Salem flies out and crashes)
      Sabrina: Salem, you're visible again!
      Salem: Yes, but I think I've broken every bone in my body. Could you please put the bandages back on?

    • Zsa Zsa (after selling a bunch of ambition products to Sabrina): Ambition is a good product. Almost as good as my favorite perfume, Reverse Psychology.

  • NOTES (2)

    • In the first season the baby "Rudy Kazootie" was turned into a 'Big Baby'. The big baby was played by Frank Conniff, who appeared in this episode as a shopkeeper and was also the writer/co-producer for this episode.

    • Valerie, Libby and Mr. Kraft do not appear in this episode.