Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sabrina: I'm starting to think that money is the root of all popularity. Hilda: Don't forget fear.

Diamond Dave: I like my ladies upbeat and zesty!

Harvey: If we're on the bus, then the bus is the cool way to go on the field trip. Sabrina: Well, we know it doesn't work that way, but thanks.

C.K.: That's why they call him Diamond Dave. Not Amber Dave, not Aquamarine Dave... Diamond Dave!

Libby: The selection process will be strictly Darwinian, survival of the cutest.

(As she is playing cards with the neighborhood dogs) Sabrina: I'm taking my winnings. And buy you all rawhide treats. Bulldog: God bless this woman.

(After Sabrina shows up in a Porsche and Libby's friends walk to the bus) Libby: But I have an opening, next to an air bag. Come back! Sabrina: We'll try not to gun it when we pass you on the thru-way.

Salem (After waking up with a empty cat food can on his head): Oh, man! I dreamt I was out of food. Wow, check all those dead soldiers. Wait a minute. I am out of food! Now I've really gotta save them!

Diamond Dave (to Hilda, Zelda and Sabrina): Your magic's no good here. And neither is your credit.