Sponge is weighed at 74 pounds while Donkeylips' weight isn't revealed.
Donkeylips: Great! Just when things are going good, I get this! Garbage! All my life is garbage!
Sponge: So pick up your life and stuff it back into this trash bag. Come on!
Sponge: How could you be so dumb?
Donkeylips: It's not my fault, it's my pocket's fault!
Sponge: You owned the pants, you own your pocket, it's your fault!
Donkeylips: No! My mom brought the pants, it's her fault!
Z.Z.: Look at it this way: cleaning up camp helps the environment!
Budnick: Look at it this way: zip it!
Donkeylips: My mom says I'm the right weight.
Telly: Yeah, if you were nine and a half feet tall.
Budnick: Hi guys. I come bearing good news.
Z.Z.: They hung the chef?
Dina: Either this is some kind of sauce or my bratwurst is sweating.
Z.Z.: Maybe it's a species of lima bean.
Michael: I don't think lima beans have little twitching legs.
Budnick: Wrestling is about dressing up like Sergeant Slaughter and jumping from the top rope.