Samantha Who?

Tyler: Sorry Sam. This guy just walked right by me. He does not have an appointment. Winston Funk: Winston. Funk. Name on the building. Tyler: Tyler. Banks. Name on the yogurt in the fridge.

Dena: Come on, Andrea. Let me be in your wedding. I mean, all the celebrities are gonna be there. And I never got to be a bridesmaid before. The closest thing that I ever got was my mother's pallbearer.

(Andrea was previously hired by Samantha for the VP position.) Andrea: What's going on? Samantha: Maybe I was going to surprise you, Andrea, but now you're ruining it. Andrea: Who's that? Cheryl: I'm Cheryl Heinstock. Vice President of Legal Affairs. Samantha: Surprise! It works a lot better when she jumps out of the cake.

Samantha: Let's talk bridal shower. I was thinking maybe some sloppy joes, some ribs. Maybe a dancing bear. You don't have to wrestle it. Andrea: That's OK. That's Dena's job now. Dena: I have to wrestle a bear? What's the theme of this wedding?

Samantha: Good morning, Tyler. Can you grab all the proposals and bring them into my office? And hold all my calls. Tyler: I love your sense of purpose. And your bouncy ringlets.

Samantha: I have no idea what I'm doing. And you were the only person who would tell me that. And I think it's because you and I will tell each other the things that other people won't. Andrea: Or should. Samantha: I mean like you and your wedding. Who else is gonna say to you, 'Andrea, stop. What's up with the gay dude?' Andrea: No one. Samantha: Seriously, the guy's like super gay.