Samantha Who?

Samantha: Nice little place you got down her. Little TV. You know, there aren't enough inter-racial couples on TV. What show is this? Frank: That's us. On the security camera.

Andrea: (talking about Chloe moving in with Todd) It is your apartment, why didn't you just tell him no? Samantha: I did say no. It just happened to come out as 'get that girl in here'.

Samantha: (opening voice over) A little science lesson, listen up and you can have a snack. One type of memory is motor memory... or muscle memory. It's how even an amnesiac can still work a toothbrush, dial a phone; or even skip a rope. Then there's something called emotional memory, things your body just knows, like don't touch fire. Or... I really like this guy.

Samantha: I know that I have amnesia but I really don't recall that rabbit thing right there. Regina: (about the stolen rabbit statue) That? It's always been there. Now help me bury it in the backyard.

Samantha: OK class, a quick review. Muscle memory. Very helpful in remembering things you forgot. But here's the thing -- the heart is also a muscle. Fortunately, the heart remembers most strongly the people who will always love you, no matter what.

Samantha: (to Frank) Andrea's bringing me something to wear. But thank you for the coat. I'm sorry if it smells like perfume. Hey, you know, I could write a note to your wife and tell her we didn't have sex. Frank: Oh yes, thank you. I think she'd like that.

Samantha: That's purple ink! That's what that is. That is the same color of ink that we find on your little Fuzzy. Todd: Chloe? Chloe: Alright, yeah, I did it. I just felt threatened by her because she is so beautiful and smart. Samantha: So not true! Oh, wait, thank you.

Dena: Hello? Sam? Regina: She's not here! Dena: Oh. Regina: She's probably in a meeting of Daughters Who Refuse to Do One Thing to Please Their Mothers club. Dena: Oh OK. Well, maybe I'll go find her there.

Samantha: Thanks again. I know that this is awkward for you guys. Todd: No, it's fine. I mean it's just until you convince Audrey Rhodes you're living here, right? Samantha: Yeah. Yeah. Of course unless Chloe wants to put on a blonde wig and walk around acting all forgetty. Chloe: No. But it's fine. Welcome to our home. Samantha: Which I own.

(Todd and Samantha talking on the phone) Todd: Listen, I made too much chili. And you used to love my chili. So if you're not doing anything tonight... Samantha: Yeah! Yeah. Hey, why do they call it chili when it's so hot?