Samantha Who?

Samantha: I barely made it through the evening. I kept saying "I like hockey" like a mental patient. You see, this is why I can't go out on dates. Because one dinner and I'm just sweating and exhausted from trying to make some stranger think that I'm something that I'm not. Andrea: Sweetheart, that is a date.

Regina: (to Samantha) I thought you were engaging and charming. Just don't talk about your scars. Makes you sound like a sea captain.

Kevin: You're the wheelchair girl. Hey! Samantha: Ha! I might be. So. Kevin: I was there. I think I whipped a cup at your head.

Andrea: I'm only crying because I'm tired. I've been staying up trying to get my body on Rome time. Dena: It must be hard for somebody like you to admit that you've been jerked around. Andrea: What do you mean, someone like me? Dena: Someone, you know, materialistic, vain, self-absorbed. Andrea: Strange. I know. You don't have to tell me how awesome I am.

Samantha: So. What did you tell Chloe you were doing tonight? Going out with the guys, bowling? Todd: No. I told her the truth. Samantha: Oh. Whatever floats your boat.

Todd: Okay, so after dating me for three years, and cheating on me, now you want me to teach you about hockey to impress a new guy? Samantha: I know. Are you a good friend or what?

Kevin: (talking about hockey) You any good? Samantha: I have a trophy. Kevin: Wow. Well, tell me about that. Samantha: It's shiny.

Samantha: You can't watch TV without getting that little pearl of wisdom. But how can you be yourself when you don't know who you are? Nobody ever thinks of the amnesiacs. We need a lobby.

Kevin: So, I am looking forward to tomorrow night. By the way, just don't get too excited, but it is Bobblehead Night. Sam: Mmm, great. Yeah, no, I'm fired up. (laughs weakly) Okay, about that. Um, yeah, okay. Here goes. Um, I have amnesia. Kevin: Amnesia? Sam: Mm-hm. Kevin: In what way? Sam: Uh, well, in the, um, I-don't-remember-what-a-Bobblehead-is kind of way.

Sam: Pretending to be handicapped. Wow, if Kevin were with me tonight, he would think this was so attractive. "Hey, you're a liar and a bad person, wanna go to Bali? Wait, what's that? You're banned from Asia? Sweet!"

(In a bar) Todd: So... you wanna throw darts? Sam: Okay. At what?

(After Regina and Howard leave the house so Sam and Kevin can have dinner alone) Kevin: That...was unsual. Sam: If only it was.

Andrea: That is a good point, Tina. Dena: It's Dena. Andrea: Really? Has it always been? Dena: Yes. Andrea: Oh. Anyway, Dena. So ... are you sure? That does not sound right. Dena: It's Dena. Mmm hmm. Andrea: Dena. Okay. To strong women. (raises glass) Dena: (taking glass from Andrea) And stop taking my drinks.

Dena: It must be hard for somebody like you to admit that you've been jerked around. Andrea: What do you mean, someone like me? Dena: Someone, you know. Materialistic, vain, self-absorbed. Andrea: Strong, I know. You don't have to tell me how awesome I am.