Helen: I think I've found something that may well explain their popularity as a wedding gift.
Will: Wait, don't tell me … they can be returned.
Helen (chuckles): Actually, they have scent glands that emit powerful pheromones.
Will: Huh. Well that explains their overactive mating instinct.
Helen: In fact, it may well extend beyond their own species.
Will (scoffs): You're not saying that they're affecting … us?
Helen: Haven't you noticed it?
Will (chuckles awkwardly): Are you asking me if I've been feeling … randy?
Helen: I've made you uncomfortable.
Will: No. As a matter of fact you've, uh, you've aroused my … curiosity.
Helen: Oh. Well … turnabout is fair play.
Will (chuckles nervously): Awkward.
Helen: Poor thing.