Lamont: Junkman's crude turns to crud.
(earth rumbling then oil starts gushing) Fred: Oh,no!!! Lamont: What's that,Pop?!! Fred: I think I struck prune juice!!
Mr. Miller: I'm Professor Leonard Miller,Cal Tech Poli,Phi Beta Kappa. Fred: Well, I'm Fred Sanford, Polly Want A Cracker, I Sell the Junka.
Fred: And to everyone else, it's Frederick. Frederick G. Sanford. And the G is for "gusher."
Aram: Crude is good (gude)! Lamont: How gude? Fred: Uh, how mooch?
Professor Miller: I study the earth! Fred (shakes fist): Well, would you like to study the stars?!
Aram: I'm having trouble with assimilation. Fred: Well, you should eat more rough-age!
Fred Sanford Monster Movie of the Week: "Godzilla Meets the Menudo Monster"
Ross Martin is better known for his role on The Wild, Wild West.
S 4 : Ep 6
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S 3 : Ep 24
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S 3 : Ep 23
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