Mrs. Channing: How rude, rude, rude!
Fred: Prude, prude, prude!
Fred: Then there's another ugly issue we have to deal with.
Lamont: Oh yeah? What's that?
Fred: Mrs. Channing.
Fred: Mrs. Channing. That bulldog who sits next to me at the committee meetings. Ugly woman. UGLY woman. UUUUUUUUUUGLY Woman.
Lamont: How ugly is she?
Fred: She's so ugly, Son, if Moses had seen her, he's have parted her face too.
Mrs. Channing: Nay.
Fred (looks around): Uh, say that again?
Mrs. Channing: Nay, nay, nay! And you better vote the same way. Nay!
Fred: Don't count on it, Trigger!
(Fred encounters Mrs. Channing)
Fred: I don't believe it, a "White Esther"!
Fred: Well, I'm Fred G. Sanford, and the G stands for Guacamole...dip.
Mrs. Channing: Excuse me, Sir. Perhaps I can be of help to you. The doormen's convention is downstairs.
Fred: Uh, perhaps I can be of help to you. The dogcatcher's on the way up.
Mrs. Channing: Well, I never.
Fred: Well, maybe if you tried wearing a mask.
Mrs. Channing: Who are you?
Fred: I happen to be Committeeman Fred G. Sanford...and the G is for "government"
Mrs. Channing: May I say you have the morals of a jackal!
Fred: Yes, and may I say you have the face of a jackass!
Lamont: I'm so ashamed, I feel sick!
Fred: (shakes fist) Well, take five of these and call me in the morning!
Sam Jordon: I'll be back to pick up the ashtray, check?
Sam Jordon: Do you have more curios in the back?
Fred: No, we're all out of Curios, but how about a bowl of Special K?
This episode was videotaped on September 24, 1976.
Lamont gives Fred a present to celebrate his new position on the committee. He says the gift is something every politician needs. Fred gets a big laugh when he asks if the gift is Elizabeth Ray.
Elizabeth Ray was at the center of a highly publicized sex scandal in 1976. She had been hired as a secretary for Congressman Wayne Hays, but her actual duties were not typing and filing. She was only required to provide the Congressman with sexual favors.